swaloskie | she/her fandom chaos | art inspo | gif hoarder | certified screamer Marvel • TLOU • House MD • Breaking Bad • The Walking Dead • KNY • BNHA • A LOT MORE FANDOMS will cry over pixels and call it therapy
you can call me swaloskie (or give me an unhinged nickname, I dare you).
I’m just a chronically online person with too many fandoms, too little sleep, and a questionable grip on reality.
currently hyperfixating on: Marvel, The Last of Us, House M.D., and Breaking Bad — but trust me, that list is growing faster than I can emotionally recover from any of them.
I also grew up on anime, so yes, I cry over 2D people too. balance.
English isn’t my first language, so typos and brain fog are part of the experience—think of it as ✨flavor✨.
I draw (with a little too much help from Pinterest), I bake (sometimes even edible things), and I study computer science (a.k.a. debugging my sanity line by line).
you’ll mostly find gifs, edits, fanfic screams, unhinged reblogs, and the occasional “how is this man real” moment.
if I ever use your gif or art, and you want credit—please message me! I believe in giving creators their flowers.
so yeah. come for the fandoms, stay for the sass.
I don't bite. unless you're a character in one of my fandoms. then, maybe.
imagine... being a reader with a head full of wild, defiant curls.
You have a whole ritual for them: creams, gels, prayer. It’s a battle every morning to get them to behave, to form defined, soft curls instead of a glorious, fluffy cloud. But today? Today is your day off. You woke up grumpy, your energy reserves are at zero, and the idea of spending an hour in the bathroom fighting with your hair feels like a cosmic injustice.
So you don't.
You pull on a hoodie, push your feet into slides, and brave the common area for breakfast with your hair in its completely natural, undefined state. It’s a voluminous, frizzy halo around your head, and you truly could not care less. You just need coffee.
You’re fumbling with the machine when Enjin walks in. He stops, looks you up and down, and a slow, shit-eating grin spreads across his face.
Without a word, he walks right up to you, reaches out, and just... plunges his whole hand into the side of your hair, ruffling it aggressively.
"Whoa. What is this?" he laughs, his fingers getting lost in the curls.
You immediately swat his arm away, your face heating up. "Get your damn grease-stained hands out of my hair!"
He pulls his hand back, still grinning. "Feels like a cleaning brush. A really angry one."
"You're an ass," you snap, turning back to the coffee. "Don't touch me."
He just leans against the counter, watching you. "Relax. It's kind of funny. You look like a pissed-off hedgehog."
That's the last straw. In a flash, you lunge for him, your hands aiming straight for his perfectly messy blonde spikes. "Oh yeah? How do you like it?!"
He yelps, dodging backward with a surprised laugh. "Hey! Watch the goods!"
What follows is a chaotic chase around the kitchen island. You're both laughing and breathless as you finally corner him, your fingers successfully diving into his hair and thoroughly demolishing his style. He lets you, his hands on your waist to steady you both, a wide, unreserved grin on his face as he looks down at you, your cheeks flushed, your wild hair even wilder now.
"Okay, okay! Truce!" he finally gasps, still chuckling. When you pull your hands back, he doesn't let go of your waist. His gaze softens, just a bit.
"Y'know," he says, his voice a little lower. "It's actually kinda cute. All... big and crazy like that. Suits you."
Before you can process it, he lets go, snatches the first mug of coffee, and takes a sip.
okay but can we talk about how ERWIN’S BIG BRAIN MOVE in s1ep20 lowkey backfired???
Like, Erwin knew the Female Titan was probably hiding among the recruits. He knew she’d go after Eren. He knew Eren was with Levi’s squad. And yet… he sent Levi away on a supply run???
Levi: ”Let me go to my squad.”
Erwin: ”No. Go count cans.”
AND THEN LEVI’S ENTIRE SQUAD GETS WRECKED. LIKE. SIR. WAS THIS PART OF THE PLAN??? Did Erwin want the Scouts to take massive L’s just to confirm his theory? Was Levi too valuable to risk? Or did my man just overthink himself into a tactical oopsie?
Either way, the mental gymnastics of this decision haunts me.
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
okay so. logging back onto this hellsite after this many months feels like walking into a room you abandoned mid-conversation and everyone's just. staring. And there's a single tumbleweed rolling by.
first off, to anyone who sent a nice ask or message during my unplanned digital ghosting, thank you. i saw them, and they meant a lot, even if i didn't have the spoons to reply. my bad for that.
the reason for my whole... vanishing act... isn't some fun, mysterious secret. it's the kind of shit that hits you like a truck and then puts the truck in reverse to run you over again for good measure.
towards the start of may, my mom got sick. like, cancer sick.
and my whole world just... shrank down to that. i had to be there for her, to be her anchor, because she doesn't have anyone else. it was non-negotiable. at the exact same time, my brain decided to fully peace out on any and all responsibilities. trying to concentrate on school was a joke, i was failing everything, even english 😭, which is just embarrassing to admit. it was a really, really dark time.
BUT.
here is the good part, the part that feels like finally seeing the sun after a year of rain: she's okay. like, for real. the tumour shrunk greatly with treatment, and now we're just in the waiting room for surgery. the weight that's been crushing my chest for months is finally, finally lifting.
and with that weight gone, i'm finding my way back to the things that make me happy. which includes this blog, and you guys.
so, let's cut to the chase, the part you probably actually care about:
I AM OFFICIALLY RE-OPENING THE REQUESTS.
the cobwebs have been dusted, the muse has been forcibly dragged out of hibernation, and i am ready to write.
you can ask for any fandom that's in my bio, or just. try me. cause let's be real, i didn't put everything i've ever watched on there and my brain is a pop culture landfill.
a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of
Are videos a thing here? Are they appreciated?
Well anyway, I did this during the last weeks, to celebrate me coming back to draw my Hazbin Hotel oc (and her sweet shenanigans with Lucifer). I am happy with the result, despite that weird visual effect during the white flash. To be honest, I'm the kind of person that deems something finished purely out of desperation or constriction (can't work on a thing forever!)
I like to think about how fully and greatly they love each other. I think it's nice
I'm so sorry for being so inactive but a lot of things happened in these last months and I genuinely was (and still am) mentally exhausted, I plan on writing again, (and not only House MD!) so if u have a request please please please let me know🙏
Does anyone else tend to read fluff fics first when getting into a new character? Like if it’s a character I’ve been reading for a while for then I’m fine with reading smut but if it’s a new character I wanna hold off on that.
