on all levels except physical i am a minecraft witch

| 1993 | they/them | ign: swampcraft | call me swamp |

[brightgoat]

guys whats wrong with my villager its not doing anything...

[teachii2alt]

[locatebiome]

do you think in minecraft people would say "when in the nether" instead of "when in rome" to mean following the customs of the place you're in. because in the nether you have to wear gold even though you don't really understand why

[flawedopal]

So we have Ghast angst now, apparently

[illwilledomen]

There are always chores that need to be done in a village, regardless of profession. One of which is morning duty.

Members of a village are rotated on morning patrols, where they scare off night creatures lingering in the fields, usually disorientated spiders and phantoms, or creepers trying to hunker down in the crops. More info below.

They also have the unpleasant job of cleaning up the smoldering remains of zombies and skeletons. It’s a crucial time for reporting any damage to houses, fences or golems, and any strange activity, such as missing livestock and crops. The culprits are usually benign: wild animals or misbehaving teenagers, but occasionally stranger things occur. Items and materials nonsensically relocated by Endermen, or even rarer, animals picked clean until they are merely a pile of bones and inedible parts.

This phenomenon is attributed to a vast array of folkloric monsters from village to village, but the real root are typically starving and injured players desperate enough to risk the ire of an iron golem. They need to consume large amounts of protein to regenerate severe wounds, and will enter a lethargic, trance-like state in order to conserve energy while they seek out food, impairing their judgement. They may otherwise attempt to eat inedible materials, like flour, dirt and hay, particularly if they have only spawned recently and are still in their infantile stage.

Villagers on patrol often wear brightly coloured clothing so they’re easy to spot in the fields.

[teachii2alt]

aight fine maybe I'm drawing more muscles again

[quaintpanic]

ooohh somewhere i'm not supposed to be

[theworstmemoryintheworld]

I’m going to sound insane for a sec but I feel like people are forgetting that casual players of Minecraft exist. The other day I saw someone talk about how no one uses mounts anymore because everyone uses elytra’s and it’s like HUH?? What are you on about bro 😭 wtf are you on about. Getting a horse used to be the biggest deal to me and it still is. Today I got into an argument about how Minecraft isn’t a game about colonialism because unless you choose to play as a colonist than it’s about love. It’s always been about love. No one is forcing you to make villager farms that’s all you man. I am just building a house and enjoying myself

[cannibalchicken]

[brightgoat]

Minecraft fashion lineup

(I drew this before the copper update and had to go back and shove copper in there-)

[box-of-infinite-books]

Explained Minecraft weight to someone today

[carnelianfoxx]

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

[confetti-critter]

environmental storytelling

[minecrussy]

Minecraft devs continue to pretend that we didn’t all go hog feral over pams harvest craft. take me back to when I could just collect fruits like a middle Paleolithic hunter gatherer. fuck agriculture

[blulowy]

Scar’s bow designs!

I want to say that I have no clue how actually accurate this is to the real life,,, I mean, it’s not like I spent an hour of my life studying how bows are made, out of what materials, and what each part is responsible for….

Definitely didn’t do it.

But this is a call back to one of my old posts regarding designs for Scar’s arrows

[hermitshell]

PearlescentTimeline!

And the skins each are based on:

[yulnik]

Ravagers

It is common for every illager to have a dark side of their soul. Only some of the vindicator caste have the ability to have power over the inner beast and direct its rage in the right way. Under the pressure of ancient instincts, their bodies change and transform into Ravagers. But the fate of many "changelings" is tragic - sooner or later they lose their minds and remain in the body of the beast