papa was a rodeo

izzy | 23 | part-time photographer and full-time swamp rodent | ig: sweetgrit_

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now baby thats what i call a ripe tomato

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CYHmAXPLVgg

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Moon Glass Lamp by LaFabricaStudio

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Naomi Tydeman

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Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

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no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

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I’m hung

over

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This is a gif from the 1993 Hulk Hogan movie Mr. Nanny. And I have one question…why is that guy in the background throwing his dog into the river? 

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Hahaha

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That’s Joe Biden

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[ID: a screenshot of a YouTube comment from Brian H., who says “oobh i got plany off time.” End ID]

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Beautiful image of Kate, by Clive Arrowsmith.

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babygirl what the fuck is your problem

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sorry *pees quieter*

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thank you!

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.

Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!

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My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!

Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.

If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.

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MAGNIFICENT

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Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty

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"my stepdad's wife"

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sorry cant hang out. too scared