Local Cryptid

all that good gunk 26-libra

[bobdylanyaoi]

is that your penis in your hand or is it my penis. you and i have begun to blur

[aslutsdiiiary]

Me this weekend

[dino-dancer]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[ratfuck]

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

[ratfuck]

*breaths heavily from the nose* HRRRNF..SNNFF

[ratfuck]

WWWREEEEHRREOOOOUUUUUAAUUUIIEEEEE!!!

[gaydelgard]

[lugubri0uss-deactivated20250504]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[junk-thunder]

girl put that snout AWAY it is not sniffing time right now

[junk-thunder]

and thats what i would say if there could ever be a reason to put your snout away. its always sniffing time. i love you.

[catcrumb]

[dogpuppy]

[my-dailydreams]

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[miamaimania]

“Medusa with the Head of Perseus” (2008) ⟲ Luciano Garbati

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[this-episode]

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyaru-tau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[mrsterlingeverything]

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

[mrsterlingeverything]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[lleyksie]

happy year of the horse 𓃗 .°˖⋆