Object Oriented Alchemy

[tobiasrieper]

[nataliedecorsair]

I found out about Mari Lwyd not so long time ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew recently!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[petitbourgeoisiedeathsquad]

bro what is real lemonade

[thatguythatlikesmgsalottoomuch]

[bunjywunjy]

I'd ask for a cursed Capybara fact but I doubt you could make me believe such gentle creatures are in any way cursed

Capybara feet are modified for heavy weight-bearing to the point where they’re technically hooves, but they’re also webbed!

WATER HORSE.

[c86]

Hard Lads by Robert Yang

A downloadable masculinity simulator for Windows, macOS, and Linux

[goodcleansurf]

biggest king simulator since crusader kings 2

[whovian69420-deactivated2020080]

ok sure ur life sucks. but theres people who are literally 14 rn.

[indigonite]

i know nothing about fashion but that won’t stop me from trying

[anonymousalchemist]

:0

[marywhal]

[pointnclick]

[eintsein]

Read More, Read Better

Many of us are looking for more ways to enjoy our time at home in these stressful circumstances. Some of us have turned to books. But how can we make sure we get the most out of them?

Keep reading

[sunsoakedsand]

there are only three things that matter in life:

-the glamour

-the trauma

-and the fucking melodrama

[majimemegoro]

majima

[chotomy]

this is the worst history joke i’ve ever made. thanks everyone and goodnight

more ancient egypt stuff

more ancient history comics

[normal-horoscopes]

IMMORTAL TATSU IS HEALTHY MASCULINITY IM GOING TO SACRIFICE A GOAT ON A COPY OF WAY OF THE HOUSE HUSBAND TO TURN ALL THESE INCELS INTO FUNCTIONING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY WITH PSYCIC BLOOD MAGIC

[hymnostic]

the biggest plot hole in the eurovision film is that it's set in edinburgh, and for that to have happened the uk must have won the year before, which is, how shall i put it, fucking impossible

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[elodieunderglass]

Bother 2 whole birds AND a tree with this one (1) easy tune

[wayneradiotv]

i wasn’t fucking around when I said minecraft in VR is unhealthy. and now i probably need stitches. do NOT attempt a physical 2 meter lava jump

[wayneradiotv]

my coworker noticed my bandaged pinky and asked me what happened and I just said “oh you know. Minecraft accident” n she just paused a second. said “okay” and walked away. don’t think she knew what minecraft is

[gaycism]

Is Minecraft VR unhealthy or is this guy a dumbass?

[wayneradiotv]

yes

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius