PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Kaledo Art
sheepfilms
styofa doing anything
NASA
taylor price
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
JBB: An Artblog!
KIROKAZE
art blog(derogatory)
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Discoholic 🪩
$LAYYYTER
DEAR READER
Andulka
Product Placement
JVL
occasionally subtle
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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[i.d. version of the “don’t make me tap the sign” simpsons meme. in the first panel a bus driver says “don’t make me tap the sign.” while driving. the second panel is a close up of the sign the driver is tapping. it reads “random BIPOC on the internet are not here to be your educators. either compensate them for their time and advice, or reach out to experts within that community that educate as their job. also, google is free.” end i.d.]
the football analysis we all need
ishmael: ok so I ended up sharing a bed with queequeg after all
fujo landlord: how was it
baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them
all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success
Full Shen Twins Comic!
The moshang sticker sheet I did last year to celebrate the new svsss extra with fellow scummies!!
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I kind of love that Mensah says murderbot's drones are assistance devices and murderbot is like. It thinks she's scamming them. It thinks she's lying so that it can get it's drones. She's pulling a fast one. No dude those are assistance devices you literally do in fact use them to naturally interact with your environment, are hindered in that without them, and feel naturally wrong and upset when you don't have them. You literally are in fact entitled medically to your drones
so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.
it makes you a fruit.
When cats put their whole body into making a sound. Only to be squeak.
I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.
of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest
Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.
it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy
Finally got the whole evolution line!
You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
