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[fightmekentparson]

i hope when we get the tv series Ollie and Wicks are in the background doing couple shit. like yaoi hidden mickeys. they're holding hands on a tour of Faber. they're in a dark corner making out at a kegster. shit like that.

[omgcheckplease]

Howdy. 👋

Not only will there be a new volume of CHECK, PLEASE! in the works...

But CHECK, PLEASE!: YEAR FIVE will be...

…THE YEAR OF THE FROG. 🐸 🏒 ✨

Below, find a summary of what the newest volume of CHECK, PLEASE! will have to offer… highs, lows, and a whole new SMH!!

Samwell mens hockey’s favorite baker—and championship-winning senior captain—has graduated! How will the team survive? Problems abound as their new captain, Dex, learns that the effortless balance Bitty maintained on the team isn’t as easy as it looks. Then, ultra-aloof Nursey must finally drop his “chill” and get vulnerable in a senior poetry seminar. And to make matters worse, Chowder faces the dreaded ‘SSGS’ and is having the worst season of his college career. But when change arrives at Samwell hockey, it not only threatens to rip the team apart, but could destroy Dex, Nursey, and Chowder’s friendship forever. Before they graduate, to save their team and themselves, the three seniors must come together and ask the question: ‘What does Samwell hockey mean to you?’

I can’t reveal any more spoilers, but I’ll leave you with that question—what does Samwell hockey mean to you? Look out for more Check, Please! news in the months to come!

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[poindesticker]

i don't know if there's been any other emerald city comic con town criers yet but. check please year five frog year. by the way.

[omgcheckplease]

page from The Chirpbook

[loveliesttime]

the concept of jack zimmermann having a selfie with jungkook is gonna keep me going today

[uncleshits]

guys I definitely think Year 5 is gonna be Dex-centric:

he's the main current student who bakes since Bitty graduated

he's (afaik) the only character to have an Android phone

her teasing nurseydex on tiktok (this isnt the only instance theres lots but this is the most obvious

NURSEYDEX NATION RISE

[hmslusitania]

What is 2025 that my brain keeps going “hey what if you wrote a nurseydex fic”

[hmslusitania]

You ever have a meet ugly with your college never-quite-anything-but-maybe-almost-everything

[hmslusitania]

Nursey’s an audiobook narrator in this fic, just for fun

[hmslusitania]

I’m in IT purgatory and may have just bricked my work computer so! Writing!

[ngoziu]

Check Please: (trending on Tumblr in 2025)

Me, the author: (writing porn about a chaotic gay man obsessed with Garfield)

My publisher and the fandom: COULD YOU FOCUS FOR LIKE—A SECOND

[lardo4lyfe]

KVP SUMMER JAMZ 2K16. All the pre-game summer anthem angst your heart desires. 

1. Run Away With Me/Carly Rae Jepsen 2. Dancing On My Own/Robyn 3.All You Had to Do Was Stay/Taylor Swift 4. We Found Love/Rhianna 5. I Will Never Let You Down/Rita Ora 6. I hate u, I love u/Gnash 7. Summer/Calvin Harris 8. Burn/Ellie Goulding 9. In My Blood/The Veronicas 10. Wild Things/Alessia Cara 11. Don’t Let Me Down/The Chainsmokers ft. Daya 12. Never Be Like You/Flume ft. Kai 13. Cruel/The Veronicas 14. I Can’t Remember To Forget You/Shakira ft. Rihanna 15. Cool For the Summer/Demi Lovato 16. Party & Bullshit in the USA/Miley Cyrus & Notorius B.I.G. 17. No Broken Hearts/Bebe Rexha ft Nicki Minaj 18. Boy Problems/Carly Rae Jepsen 19. Cool/Gwen Stefani

Stop looking at me with those eyes Like I could disappear and you wouldn’t care why Now I’m fucked up and I’m missing you Never be like you

I’m only human can’t you see I made, I made a mistake Please just look me in my face Tell me everything’s okay ‘Cause I got it Never be like you

Image credit to @kitpurrson90

[slaveney]

Britney’s Love Letter to the LGBTQ community🌈 

“This is my letter of love to all my LGBTQ fans. Continuously throughout my career, you’ve always been so vocal about what a positive impact I’ve had on you – that I’ve instilled joy, hope and love in you at times when there was none. That my music is an inspiration. That my story gives you hope.

But I have a secret to share with you. You see, it’s actually you that lifts me up. The unwavering loyalty. the lack of judgment. The unapologetic truth. Acceptance! Your stories are what inspire me, bring me joy and make me and my sons strive to be better people.

I love you.

Britney”

(x)

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

[omgpoindexter]

i’m whatever about it

[omgpoindexter]

for those who have no idea what i’m talking about, here’s part one and two!!!

frogs come home the kids miss you

[omgpoindexter]

what’s funny is that chowder didn’t even win the poll, but ngozi knew what the world needed in these trying times

[omgpoindexter]

so my friend gillian and i were discussing the tweet from bitty’s account in which this happens

and we said what if nursey keeps suggesting girls from everywhere for dex to go on dates with? he has to ask ransom for help after he runs out because even though nursey knows a lot,,, of people,, ransom knows everyone

but dex keeps rejecting them and nursey is disappointed because he is nursing (,,ha) a crush on dex and just wants to make him happy even if it isn’t with him but dex keeps turning them down like “she sounds frustrating” or “she sounds boring”

ransom ends up saying dude pack it in and stop asking me for girl recommendations that boy is clearly Not Interested

so in the end they’re in the basement and dex is fixing the dryer for the 500th time and nursey is reeling off this list of girls when dex turns round and says “dude, i appreciate the, um, huge and ongoing effort but you do realise im gay right”

nursey drops everything he’s holding. just drops everything to the floor and he’s like “will im sorry i didn’t know” and he expects dex to fight him or chirp him or something but dex just smirks, turns back to the dryer and says “chill”

nursey is So Gone on this boy

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[doggernaut]

Fic: Unconditional

I'm so happy to finally share a fic I've been working on for literal years. Yes, It's a Check, Please fic, but unlike all of my others fics this one is focused on Alicia Zimmermann. The @wipbigbang finally motivated me to complete it, and @mapleapplepiee contributed two absolutely amazing art pieces that bookend the fic. Here's one of them!

Check it out on ao3!

Unconditional by RabbitRunnah

[doggernaut]

Reblogging this fic today for Mother’s Day. This Alicia Zimmermann character study is about more than who she is as a mother, but it’s also very much about her experience as a mother.

[aristocrating]

and also

[freebooter4ever]

a little kiss for kit purrson ^_^

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

Jack opens up an Insta account and within a year garners just over a million followers.

The thing is, his follower base is delineated into two camps:

One camp is those who follow Jack the hockey star and husband to Eric Bittle. They end up get baffled that his account is a gallery with artsy shots of historic structures, old military sites, and some hockey.

The other camp is a growing number of art affectionados who follow Jack the photographer and amateur historian. They love the composition of his work. They also conclude that this guy really likes hockey.

[labelleizzy]

Fuck, I need to write this

[punmasterkentparson]

Zero pressure to do so (especially from “eight year hiatus” me) but if you do PLEASE tag me because this sounds like a delight. ❤️