Check Please Side Blog

Check Please! content, cats, hockey memes. Assorted fanfic by yours truly (mostly Patater). About me: American (30s), trans man, autistic, addicted to rescuing feral cats.

[ohyoufool]

hey so what do you think it was like showing up to your dream school that you picked because your Personal Sidney Crosby went there and you're in hero worship love with him then it turns out his not-so-secret-anymore boyfriend is actually your CAPTAIN and you're in the CLOSET and you HATE EVERYTHING??

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

"so he can't be emotional?!" justin oluransi i missed you

[thememedaddy]

[blignick]

[your-local-blogger]

Look at all the Bitties I have procured

[impalerswift]

if you are ever in need of cheering up, i highly recommend getting one of those cheap little thermal printers or kids cameras with a thermal printer in it and getting some paper to print random things. because then you can do stuff like this:

it’s free ($10) dopamine :)

[juneebugs]

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

[zimms]

au in which wicky is traded to the falcs and naturally ollie moves to providence with him. do bitty opens them back into the area with open arms obviously, but to be honest, he is a little confused about why ollie is here as well. like he knows they're best friends, but it seems a little excessive to move across the country just for your best friend. so after 4 months of this confusion, bitty eventually plucks up the courage to ask and ollie just stops dead in his tracks. "what do you mean why did i move with him? i'm his husband?"

bitty: "his what?"

ollie: "jesus christ you were literally at our elopement after the frozen four"

bitty: i WAS?????

[polyfrogger]

[naamahdarling]

Junie. 💕

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[shamebats]

Cats getting caught doing crimes

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once they come out, Jack starts wearing a tshirt that reads “My boyfriend is a hockey player”

[benjji2795]

Okay but just imagine with me…Jack comes out but doesn’t introduce Bitty to the public at large. And when he wears the t-shirt…like oh my god, the gossip and speculation! People are throwing out all kinds of names! Crosby, Seguin, Mashkov, and even Parson! Every day it’s some one new! (The Falconers, who are very familiar with Bitty, take great delight in informing Jack as to who the media thinks his boyfriend is that day).

[zimmbonibitty]

snowy: yo Zimmboni, you didn’t happen to have dinner with Malkin last night, did you?

Jack: yeah, Geno and I were catching up, it’s been a while

Tater: why you not invite me? I thought I was your sexy Russian boyfriend

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

poots: hold on guys the wifi won’t connect and we need to see who’s in the top boyfriend spot today

snowy: i got 4G, how the hell am I not ahead of ovechkin he’s ancient and I have most of my teeth

[violacakes]

Tater gets “I am Zimmermann’s boyfriend” t-shirts made and raises a LOT of money for charity, because a bunch of very famous NHL players all wear them at once in an I am Spartacus situation that brings Instagram to a grinding halt for three days.

[violacakes]

Kent Parson goes out in public wearing a sparkly I AM KENT PARSON’S BOYFRIEND shirt and no one knows what to do with that.

[luminarai]

@zimms’ wonderful drabble made me remember just how much I love these two. what can I say, I’m a sucker for some underdeveloped background bros in love

[ohyoufool]

check please discord emojis!

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

prompts were: jack in a fisherman’s sweater, someone humouring tango’s questions, ollie and wicks

thankssss this was v fun see you in a couple weeks :)

[the-seelie-court-official]

you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over

[the-seelie-court-official]

ma'am please let the blond defusal squad do their jobs. they have better life insurance than you