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he was so crazy for this actually
Does anybody else badly want a TBB novelization or is it just me
how it feels knowing thereās no bad batch tomorrow
Whoās up for someā¦
Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!
*As Tantiss begins to fall apart*
Hemlock: āYou set this up!ā
Rampart: āNo! No! It was just incompetence!ā
Hemlock: āAnd that makes it better??ā
Rampart: āā¦Doesnāt it?ā
I wanna know how Hunter became the leader of the Bad Batch. Like, not saying any of the others would have been better, I just mean, there were only four options: a sassy little iPad kid, a trigger-happy man bear, the problematic guy with the toothpicks, and Space Rambo. We canāt assume it was because he was the least chaotic, because nothing could be farther from the truth. In TCW season 7, Anakin asks him who they report to and heās just like āidk man, if I knew how to fill out a report maybe Iād try and find outā and when Anakin gets snatched up by that lizard dragon thingy, the first thing his brothers do is get set up so that Hunter can windsurf behind it like a maniac because apparently thatās something he tends to do. In TBB S1 when Omega starts that food fight, Hunter tries to de-escalate the situation for approximately 3 seconds before throwing hands. All of his interactions with any sort of leadership involve a minimum of 70% sarcasm. The man has a blaster to shoot droids and chooses to stab them with a knife instead. He left cadet training and the first thing he did was get a massive face tattoo of a skull.
Like, Iām trying to imagine how that conversation went and all I can think of is, āSir, itās time to promote one of the members of Clone Force 99 to sergeant.ā āā¦*long sigh*ā
*on a mission*
Hunter: we need to get through those guards
Wrecker: let's do 'get help'!
Hunter: what? no.
Wrecker: come on, you love it!
Hunter: i hate it.
Wrecker: it's our best plan!
Hunter: it's humiliating!
Wrecker: we're doing it
Hunter: we are not doing 'get help'.
.......(later)..........
Wrecker: *running with Hunter over his shoulder*
Wrecker: get help! my brother is hurt!!
Wrecker: HELP HIM! *throws Hunter at the guards*
I love it š„°
Old Cross can have an earring, as a treat
the bad batch settled on pabu but not before they found cut and suu and invited them to come live there
Jedi Council: yeah so now that quigon yk⦠bit the dust⦠i guess you can train the kid.
Obi-Wan: cool. :T *first move is to give Anakin the same fuckass haircut quigon gave him*
Regarding Scorch. A tangentā¦
I did not enjoy that ending for Scorch. I didnāt understand the use of Scorch to begin with, but I kept it to myself, because I foolishly wanted to believe it would/could make sense somehow.
But that didnāt happen! So itās time for a fixit; a look into what (I think) it would take for it to make sense š
For starters, I donāt think it was a mistake to use a member of the Delta Squad; they are often regarded as a precursor to The Bad Batch, so we know theyāre extremely capable commandos. Even more deadly than Arc troopers. It could have easily been a great parallel between the two special operations teams.
Having said that, if it had been up to me, I would have used Sev instead of Scorch; reason being, (aside from Scorch canonically having a big personality that was completely absent from his tbb portrayal) Sev went missing on Kashyyyk at around about the same time order 66 was given. Which begs the other question; if youāre going to use Scorch, where was the rest of Delta Squad?
When Sev went missing, the rest of Delta Squad wanted to go back for him, but they were ordered to leave him behind. In all the confusion that was order 66, it would have been a convenient time for the Tantiss scientists to round up as many clones as possible, from as many varied backgrounds as possible. I know that sounds like a stretch, but itās the fact that the rest of Delta Squad was ordered to leave Sev behind thatās suspicious to me (when considering what Palpatineās men were secretly doing to clones). A member of the famous Delta Squad would be a big get for them.
Moreover, it was something Crosshair said that stuck with me: when he told the rest of The Batch about the experiments being conducted on Tantiss, and the CX program, he said he couldnāt be brainwashed because heās defective. But then why did they keep trying? Why did they keep torturing him? Especially after they got ahold of Omega the first time, why not kill Crosshair at that point, if he really was useless to them?
My theory is, the stronger the victim, the longer it takes to fully break them down. I could imagine Sev would hold out longer than the regs, and depending on how thorough they had to be, it would also explain why this once super-badass was reduced down to (a completely incompetent) Henchmen #1.
Iāve seen it mentioned that the light behind Scorchās helmet didnāt go out when he fell, so he couldāve survived; Iām a little skeptical tbh, but sure, Iāll allow it. Go ahead and give The Bad Batch their happy ending (they deserve it!) but then (if we continue to say it was Sev and not Scorch), they could have given us a post-credit scene, or a May The Fourth/Revenge Of The Fifth teaser of the rest of Delta Squad finding Sev. Delta Squad is very self-contained, and isolated, even more than TBB, which would explain why it has taken them so much longer to find their missing brother; they donāt have the same resources TBB has (Rex, mostly).
So many people have asked āwhy include Scorch at all?ā āThat wasnāt Scorch!ā āIt literally couldāve been anyone else!ā And I agree! I think with more background, a lot more questions couldāve been answered in a way that actually made sense, for both The Bad Batch, and Delta Squad, and made the fans happy in the process!
Not to mention maybe we couldāve gotten another Republic Commando game, or even a spin off series for Delta Squad??
Some criticisms regarding the handling of Techās death⦠(among other things) TL;DR at the end.
Let me begin by saying that I do love TBB, and overall, I am happy with it as a whole. But when it came to Techās deathā¦
It was sloppy. We all know it. The initial death, the reactions (or lack thereof), the hints toward CX-2 secretly being CT-9902. CX-2 himself was so overhyped for such little payoff, even if he wasnāt Tech. Honestly, all of the CX clones probably shouldāve had more background/screen time before/during the last episode.
For me, most of these things couldāve been (begrudgingly) forgiven, IF we had gotten something akin to an Inigo Montoya-style ending for Hemlock: āI WANT MY BROTHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH.ā *insert brutal stabbing here*.
And sure, Hemlockās death was satisfying in its own way; it was beautifully animated, and I do appreciate the poetry of Hunter and Crosshair shooting him a total of six times - once for each member of The Batch. But that scene from The Princess Bride will make me absolutely feral every single time. Because Inigo was exacting revenge for his father; a character we never meet, or even see, but the emotion behind that line tells you everything you need to know about the impact this character death has had. Itās an impact that I think we were missing with Techās death all along. Itās one of the main reasons why so many of us just didnāt believe Tech was dead š¤·āāļø
Thereās more I could say, but for now I think Iāll leave it at that.
TL;DR Techās death (if he HAD to die) needed a more visceral impact than what we got, in order to be felt.
Soooā¦what do yāall think Hunter, Wrecker and Crosshair do on Pabu now that theyāre retired from being soldiers?
I like to think Wrecker gets very into fishing/boat building, and maybe cooking as well āŗļø (I like the mental image of him wearing a silly novelty apron).
Hunter, I could see getting very into weaving ropes, fishing nets, and maybe some whittling/wood carving as well. Whatever people need.
And Crosshair, I could see enjoying manning a lighthouse, if Pabu has one. Using those eagle eyes of his to make sure the weather holds up for the fishermen.
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For Tech
I have a theory that while Rampart was with our boys, he began babbling nonstop. At first it was just to pass the time/annoy the batch, but after x amount of time he eventually just started sharing his genuine thoughts/general bitching about life. Including shit talking Hemlock.
Which of course leads toā¦
Incorrect Bad Batch quotes!!!
Rampart: ā-and his name is āHemlockā donāt you find that utterly ridiculous?ā
Hunter: āNo.ā
Rampart: āUgh. Thatās because your name is CT-9901.ā
Rampart: *is stunned by Echo*
Hunter: =)
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