i'm not stupid tho

Max | 23 | he/him | Germany | pisces | FTM asd | INFJ

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

HE SITS

[pr1nceshawn]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Ellen Page is right. You know what’s actually brave? Being actually gay and out in Hollywood!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

homegirl had to pretend to be attracted to Michael Cera that’s fucking brave

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[luisonte]

[versacethotty]

me pretending to be busy at werk

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[wewouldbeheroes]

THIS IS LITERALLY UNHhhh

[loopybird]

@mifengdianying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*points to dumpster* same energy

My poor co-worker: wat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks

Me: from like, dormlife

My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Me: asdfghjjhgfgj

Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now

[deobitec]

I’ve started using more odd and specific threats I’ve seen on tumblr like “i’m going to steal your pancreas for making that pun” or “if you eat my leftovers I will cut the toes out off all of your socks” my friends think it’s hysterical and people my parents age usually give me a frightened “you’ll WHAT?” oddly old people also find it hysterical and usually have witty comebacks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

threatening to cut the toes off of socks is the scariest threat by far

[phinarei]

Old people had the same humor when they were young. Tumblr crap appeals to people who lived through the original dada period.

Meanwhile, people our parents age had a whole different thing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the dada and the e-dada generations

[quillingmesoftly]

It’s taken me six months to inure my Bible study groups to my use of “mood.” 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i still can’t believe tumblr users are allowed in church

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[linguisticparadox]

…okay that was good, you got me

[irritatedkiwi-deactivated202512]

:(

[savannahlemur]

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

[johnthedragon]

HOW CAN SOMETHING BE THIS CUTE

[daddywhorebucks]

What a unique dog

[sugarmoonaki]

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[teathattast]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[nateforyou]

this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him

[loloftheday]

Seems like a legit form of measurement

[ruffboi-mags]

Bless whoever posted this ad.

[profeminist]

[bob-belcher]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO