Sweaner

20 years old | 3rd year chemistry-biology major | Sister of Tau Beta Sigma Zeta Upsilon Chapter |

[sweaner-blog]

[pourpled]

since simulation theory dropped bringing this back

[compoundchem]

This week’s #NobelPrize-winning research, summarised: 

Physiology/Medicine: bit.ly/2ODp7di 

Physics: bit.ly/2IF7vIs 

Chemistry: bit.ly/2O4oLwJ

[curiousrocks]

Hello, friendly geologist here to report on some obsidian samples!

Here we have snowflake and mahogany obsidian. Obsidian is an igneous mineral which is basically nature’s violent glass. The color infused with the obsidian here is a product of other minerals cooling with the obsidian. The red you see can either be Haematite or Magnetite, and the white snowflake patterns here are Cristobalite.

It’s been a busy year. I’m currently at University studying a plethora of rocks and minerals. I’ll have to show you the campus’s collection sometime. :)

[theladybiologist]

[radiotroph-deactivated20180625]

me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

[orphanblaque]

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

[persistentmanlyagitation]

[the-memedaddy]

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[d-exclamation]

[english-history-trip]

[ebibimanami-deactivated20191123]

uh

baltimore are you okay

[sailor-arashi]

This is that satire account that pretends to be local governments and customer service accounts.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Seth Everyman reblog a my posts but does not follow me. He purchases the milk….but scorns the cow

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Hmmmm…..maybe this post is weird actually

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m begging you guys to stop reblogging this post I made it with talk to text and nothing’s right

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I’m gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and I’m gonna get it

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I submitted my application and resume

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB

[922703]

[bingomann]

reblog for good luck

[fourdrinkamy]

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

[love-in-the-bond]

Today the Zeta Upsilon chapter of Tau Beta Sigma and the Eta Rho chapter of Kappa Kappa Psi of West Chester University celebrate their 35th Birthday! Thank you to all the Sisters and Brothers who have served with us over the years and to those who have allowed us to become two great organizations!

[all-time-fine]

Reblog if you’re a brother/sister of KKPsi or Tau Beta Sigma & I’ll follow you

[sweaner-blog]

[biolegend]

Sounds about right.

[sweaner-blog]

My little recently just finished her process, and I think she made the coolest paddle for me I’ve ever seen