Carlos: I learned about dragons, don't know what everyone else was doing.
Luke: Alex, tell Reggie he's an idiot but I still love him.
Alex: Tell him yourself.
Luke: We're in a fight.
Alex: You're sitting in his lap?
Luke, coming in with a watermelon: Julie texted me saying Reggie got hurt, so I brought a watermelon!
Julie: Why?
Luke: Reggie loves watermelons *hands him the watermelon*
Reggie, teary eyed on the couch: *cradles watermelon*
Reggie: How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants, or do you jump right in?
Julie: One leg at a time.
Flynn: I jump right in.
Julie: Alex, Luke, you'll be on lighting.
Luke: Lighting?
Julie: Yes, you pronounced it perfectly.
Caleb: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!
Carrie: I thought I smelled failure.
Julie: Then you must be sniffing yourself! Good, right?
Flynn: For you.
Alex: Your existence is confusing.
Reggie: How so?
Alex: Your presence is annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Mrs. Harrison: The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
Luke: Legend
Reggie: Why didn’t his parents name him?
Reggie: So my foot's totally stuck in there, right? I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure, and I still got half a pie left-
Alex: We're bros but I'd kiss you if you asked...
Willie: What?
Alex: What
Luke, not looking up from his song book: He said he'd kiss you if you asked
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