The Winchesters Ruined My Life

Chel | ♓/♈ | ♀ | Sam!Girl | Cartoonist | Aspiring Author | Fangirl | Roleplayer | 15 | Joined Tumblr: 10/29/13

[kim-jisoo]

“Why can’t there be a white male character on TV, who’s not a douche, treats his female co-workers with respect. Is never once shown to be homophobic or racist in any way?”

[bottomlocks]

concept: the enterprise landing on a planet with lots of plants and chekov picking flowers for everyone and making flower crowns that best match their shirt colours

uhura would put the flower in her hair, smile, and thank chekov

sulu would kiss chekovs forehead, and put the flower in the room where all his plants are kept

scotty would nod and smile as a thank you, and when chekov walks away hed turn to keenser and say something like ‘aye, why canne ya be as nice as that lad’

kirk would ruffle chekovs hair and place the flower somewhere safe on his captains chair

bones would be grumpy and probably say something like ‘god damn it boy those flowers might be carrying a deadly disease’ but after double checking hed feel bad and thank chekov for it

and finally spock would be very confused by it, saying ‘we are on the same ship, i do not need a peace offering’ but chekov insists its a gift of friendship, spock smiles a little and places it neatly next to his badge

[obsessionsdaily]

Headcanon where Bones always acts like he hates Chekov, but really has a huge soft spot for him. Like, he’ll say “Chekov stop being so happy all the time it’s annoying” but then give Chekov his extra dessert and internally smile when he sees the delighted look on the boy’s face.

[aeolus06]

Carpet Rodents

Just something for fun

[willow-s-linda]

Says the woman who has hooves. Also, this might be the beginning of a friendship.

[despondentparamour]

You must stay here with me forever. 

Amazing X-Men #3 (2014)

[sweetbraveselfless-sam]

Storm: Oh goddess! I'm claustrophobic.

Peter: What does that mean?

Kurt: It means that she's afraid of Santa Claus.

Storm: No it doesn't.

Peter: Ho ho ho!

Kurt: Stop it you're scaring her!

[kamdensl]

SHAKE THAT TAIL BABY

As promised earlier this week, here’s a little something based on that gif I made from the XMA DVD extras.  I’m not good at animating nor do I have any training or animation software, but I hope it’s cute and silly enough for everyone to enjoy.

[sweetbraveselfless-sam]

a summary of the characters in x men: apocalypse

apocalypse: bibbity bobbity boo you're stronger now

warren worthington iii: ‼️⁉️❓‼️

psylocke: >:(

ororo munroe: >:(

peter maximoff: WE DON'T KNOW BRO

kurt wagner: oh mein gott

charles xavier: erik no

erik lensherr: erik yes. also my famil-

jean grey: death is all around us

scott summers: dang me eyes

alex summers: BLAST dead

raven darkholme: I'm not a hero wyd

hank mccoy: why

wolverine: why am I here

moira mactaggert: ??????

jubilation lee: DIDN'T GET ENOUGH MOVIE TIME AND DESERVES BETTER

[surprise-soprano]

X-Squad Group Chat

Jean:

started the chat

“Da Queen” w/ a crown emoji

never starts drama

ends drama

with tears

never her tears

plans things

Mom Friend™

knows All

Scott:

claims he started the chat

didn’t

“Da King”, originally w/ a crown emoji

took 15 seconds for it to change to a poop emoji

always stressed

couple pictures w/ Jean

stays in his lane

mostly

“that’s my girlfriend!!!”

Jubilee:

????????

just showed up in the chat 1 day

no one knows who invited her

Kurt knows

Kurt invited her

starts roasting ppl hourly

rlly good at it

“Jubi” w/ 15+ firework emojis

adds more firework emojis randomly

no one has noticed

Peter:

“Sanic”

gets roasted 24/7

agrees w/ most of it

changed Scott’s crown to a poop

puns

very Extra™

Ororo:

reads everything

never says anything

added a raincloud emoji after her name

she has a phone????????

Kurt:

squad child

always spared from roasts

pure

Peacemaker™

Someone: “Kurt’s lame!”  Squad: “da fuq u say”

sends pics of the squad

everyone’s ride

does his best

typos, but they forgive him

[sweetbraveselfless-sam]

Storm: Peter, what do we do, what do we do?!

Quicksilver: I dunno!

Nightcrawler: You’re the oldest!

Quicksilver: Not mentally!!!

[deactivated-blog]

[lulusketches]

Hagrid going back to Hogwarts after the war, and Harry taking him to Diagon Alley to return the favor :)

[mollykittykat]

[justbadpuns]

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

[schneedustco-hro-blog]

Are there any repercussions to mixing two different types of dust?

No, so long as you don’t snort it. 

[sarcastic-knight]

As your “Ethically Questionable” Dust Researcher, it is my duty to tell you to SNORT IT HOMIE, DO IT FOR SCIENCE.

[mindfulwrath]

it took me twelve whole seconds to work out that this was about RWBY and not some secret internet dust fandom

[quichehound]

[sodiumpenta]

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

[quichehound]

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.