for all my mama mias & papa pias

ophelia. they/them

[springtales]

[grelliam]

[springtales]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

This is the single greatest thing I’ve seen in my entire life and I swear to devote my very being to this post for as long as I shall live

[hexxagons-deactivated20140531]

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Gorilla of the year

[4chansbest]

[volcainist]

what the actual fuck

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Based on my favorite post on this goddamned site

[klefable]

“but feminism makes men uncomfortable sometimes” 

good

[keithrichrdsmoved]

was looking.. wonderful today

[keithrichrdsmoved]

my look is not complete without my faux lashes and hair looking like a rats nest that smells like a combination of camel 99s and Lady Gaga’s ‘Fame’ Fragrance, Unisex

[ithelpstodream]

[baaras]

when u search for a very specific question in google and it shows the exact thing you’re looking for

[blackness-by-your-side]

this

[onlyblackgirl]

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Drags Donald Trump 

[frodo-sam]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[shmeards]

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