Blood Makes The Grass Grow A Little Greener

hi im Smelly and i love poochyena. She/Her

[spacehunter-m]

reminder that my text-to-speech godzilla ‘54 dub is the greatest thing ever accomplished by mankind

[goddamnidiot]

the five seconds of what sounded like multiple climaxing marios was what really sold me on this post

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

[moonimbued]

ohhhhhhh

THIS is the gunch

[disregardcanon]

some of the people who are like “i want more nuanced female characters” will literally see a female character with one (1) realistic flaw and then discourse about how she’s the devil 

[comment-tube]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable

[twitterlols]

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[thebootydiaries]

since it’s officially ramadan i wanna share this app ive started using 🥺 basically u just make posts like any other social media except instead of likes, every like = a few cents towards a charity

this is not a paid promotion by any means, I genuinely believe in the app, let’s make a difference ramadan by helping those who are less fortunate 🥺 also this app was developed by muslims, please be respectful

anyone’s welcome to join btw not just muslims

[d-stabilize]

God forbid we call out Nintendo on their bullshit. Literally they are a fucking massive company and you are not their PR team it’s not your job to defend them.

[d-stabilize]

Animal crossing new horizons is a half finished game. The villager AIs are underdeveloped. Pokemon sword and shield is an unfinished game with a cut dex, cut pokemon moves, many features are pay to play and the dlc is 30 bucks.

You are allowed to enjoy these games. You can buy and play and enjoy these games, I dont even expect you to call out Nintendo on their bullshit, but for the love of god dont defend Nintendo from people who are rightfully critical and upset over unfinished game at incredibly high prices.

[meanplastic]

My girl Melanie came thru for us.

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[slitherpunk]

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

[devipotato]

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

[pugsarelub]

protip if you want to play pokemon yellow/red/blue on your 3DS in their original resolution hold start or select as soon as you tap on the game to open it

for red/blue you will get the original gameboy border, for yellow you’ll get a gameboy color border

and if you move the 3DS slider you can give it that “dropped” look like the original system had

bonus: for red/blue, if you hold L + R and then press Y, you can enable the “green” scheme of the original gameboy system

[justintaco]

”What… is that?”

[jelloapocalypse]

Props to the animation team for doing a REALLY good job making that thing look unpleasant

[bogleech]

I don’t know the anime but this is a good mandrake and how dare she

[veeranger]

put him back in the ground leave him alone

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[hopewereonthesamewavelength]

how to be a fr e sh a vaco do