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Him getting smaller and smaller as he walks up to the truck is some real Peter Jackson The Lord of the Rings forced perspective movie magic

byjove

Paying your way through college by selling weed or doing Only Fans or whatever is infinitely more honorable than joining the military to get an education. Never forget community college is an option and you do not have to contribute to American imperialism to attend. I knew a girl who had scholarships but sold her dirty socks and underwear to pervs online for living expenses and she is stronger than any US marine for that.

spreadassholesdotorg

drakonialmusings

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

byjove

My dad is a defense attorney and I’d considered studying law too at a certain point in my life. I’d love to be a family law attorney specializing in alimony and child support. Suing these guys for back child support would be so cathartic that I’d do it pro bono just for the thrill. Who needs therapy when you can make somebody’s baby daddy’s life hell on earth? I love to argue. She might run out of the strength to deal with him but my evil petty ass would not. Saul Goodman levels of insane to get this $8k in back child support for the hell of it.

byjove

Huge billboard sign of me dressed like a boxer grinning manically with the caption “WE BEAT DEADBEATS!”

newyorkkiss

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

2000three

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

cazort

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

i-am-a-fish

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

the-frightening-ghoul

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theoneofwhomisblue

blossposs

crispylilworm

theoneofwhomisblue

picsthatmakeyougohmm

memeuplift

modern-politics111

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.