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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Love Begins
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@sweeties-stash
This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.
Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.
Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.
Are you guys ready to talk about how Noel’s lament is actually a ballad and the ballad of Jane doe is actually a lament? Just me? Ok. Sorry.
when mischa bachinski said "i will lay my masculinity at the altar of your maidenhood" .... kind of going insane tbh. he puts on this tough guy persona but hes genuinely one of the softest characters in this musical
thinking about how the fact Karnak pre-choreographed all of the choir’s dances in their songs, which means he thought, "yeah, let’s hurl this bitch belting about her identity crisis and loneliness in the air and spin her around a few times."
The constant cycle of rtc slime tutorials getting uploaded and taken down is as never ending as this dream of life, that goes round and round and round again.
Ocean, after Noel's song: Noel didn't even talk about anything real. It was just a song about him wanting to be a sex worker in the old-fashioned days!
Ricky, two feet away, plotting the horniest, most batshit performance of their entire afterlife:
absolutely bonkers that “teen sex, kills!” and “time eats all his children in the end.” and “sexy cat women from zolar” and “it took a horrible accident for me to realize how goddamn wonderful everything is” and “i want to be that fucked up girl” and “you’re just sailing through space, there’s no up or down, so beautiful and strange, but it’s more than spinning ‘round” and “my song will only have profanity in chorus” and “from ashes i was made, and ashes i return, and so i walk alone, and wonder why?” and “porno is magical” and “you knew all along i could never do it… choose myself.” and “for being a spielverderber” and “i would gladly take my seventeen years over nothing” are all lines from the same show
"WHY DOES MISCHA GET TWO SONGS !?!?!/!?>!@< 😡🤬😡🤬" um because he is the money?? the real ka-ching?? next question.
saw this post and instantly thought of ricky
my friend who works in theatre just pointed out to me that WICKED is still showing tonight and the first line of that musical is "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" i really don't know how they're gonna work around that one
the cast of WICKED after holding a minute's silence and then immediately launching into the opening number:
i want a soft love that feels like when ur standing in the sunlight and u don’t want to leave and that gives u the sensation of lazily melting into what’s around u as u take it all in
i want love letters, i want hand and forehead kisses, i want to adopt animals together, i want to grow old with my person
Octopus cinnamon buns. He’s stuffed with cream cheese frosting for dipping!
Yes !
I have long suspected that the owners of the rental-only apartment building across from my living room have been telling their renters that their floor-to-ceiling glass external walls are tinted and that nobody can see in. I believe I have confirmed my theory this week.
Now, it’s possible that the Nice Lesbians who previously lived on the floor below just liked wearing sports bras without shirts and Captain Underpants who lives above them likes cooking in his boxer briefs.
But Ikea Showroom Guy, who lives above Captain Underpants and whose apartment looks like he owns one (1) personal belonging that didn’t come new from Ikea and that is a skateboard, clearly believes he can’t be seen. A few days ago I passed my living room windows on the way to the kitchen to eat breakfast and found him sitting crosslegged in his giant papasan chair facing his floor to ceiling glass walls, completely naked, eating cereal.
I mean, congratulations, sir, you look great, but I may need to revisit the idea I had to hang a sign in my window announcing “Your windows aren’t tinted.” Technically the building doesn’t allow signs and it could really start a shitstorm and like, I don’t wanna shame Captain Underpants, who seems genuinely unselfconscious about his boxer-briefs, but these people deserve to know the truth.
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#op change your wifi name to ‘your windows aren’t tinted’ to get around the no signs rule
Fucking galaxy brain, oh my god, that’s genius. AND if I do that they won’t know which neighbor caught them doing Naked Cereal / Great Underwear Bakeoff!
