Kakao

Fuckin Nerd | They/Them | Queer Adult | Furry

[furiosa-femininst]

Asking AI to remove clothes from anyone should be enough to put people on the sex offender registry for life

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[plutopass]

one of my cats also does this if i leave the tap running, not because it's hot mind you (it's still winter here) but because he's Orange and thus unfortunately just Like That

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[lokaror]

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

[pocket-deer-belly]

this thing anglophones do where their first response to seeing dutch is to start cracking jokes does piss me off though. the other day i posted something on bsky, a very trauma-laden phrase that my dad tells me constantly, and a couple people's first response was "haha, silly language, haha this word looks like this english word" like maybe shut the fuck up. maybe don't make fun of languages. you don't know what they're saying and you don't know if it's an appropriate moment to make fun. anglophones think they have permission to make fun of other european (particularly germanic) languages and idk what to tell you, go fuck yourself

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[the-east-art]

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[sacred-portal]

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[malibuklaus]

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[segamascott]

[cringepics]

[valtsv]

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing