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#vessel alert
that's right
why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean
i want ice cream .
This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?
oh my apologies i see my mistake
when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away
Alien communicating with world leaders from high orbit: Hiii yeah so this is awkward, we did scans to see about Federation membership but here's the thing... You guys mix artificial polymers in your waste products, and that's a ticking time bomb for evolving polymer rot.
We're quarantining you.
Look, no hard feelings but we will shoot down every vessel you launch until we can be sure they're not carrying plastic-eating bacteria.
Last time we had a breakout of those it took CENTURIES to eradicate them, so like, no thanks
Ok hi thanks for your cooperation on the polymer rot issue. So we've been reviewing your food chains for possible cultural issues and, like, um, well, you see...
I'll cut right to it. If the whole "milk" thing comes out? It'll be a federal scandal. Really, really freaky, you guys.
Like at first we were pretty impressed, a whole anatomical feature that processes excess nutrients you've acquired into a bioavailable form for other members of your species? Incredible pro-social adaptation.
But only half of you?
And only for nourishing progeny?
What the fuck??
Right. We've consulted with representatives from several nutrient-sharing cultures and have an envoy in mind for ideal diplomacy.
You'll be pleased to know that the envoy is renowned for their skill at growing extremely palatable nodules, and has been cultivating a fine selection on their krannok, ripe for the picking when they land.
Oh, right, we should clarify. The krannok is a structure located between the third and fifth limb where they can store excess nutrients in detachable nodules. I'm sure you know where we're going with this? The flavor might be unusual for your species but you know the basic etiquette here, obviously.
Right, our analysis of what those muscular movements communicate is indicating that the visual data we provided is activating a response usually reserved for hazardous objects, which you are incapable of metabolizing? For clarity, we have made every effort to ensure metabolic compatibility, and-
Ah. Okay. Right. So what you are expressing here, questioning the suitability of the nodules for consumption, it's very good that this happened here and not during first contact. It's a HUGE faux pas to dispute the quality of someone's nodules. Wooh. Okay, interstellar war averted. This is why we have these talks. I take it you are not preparing to send an envoy famed for milk-production ability, then?
No?
The mere suggestion is a faux pas in your culture?
"Bizarre 'kink' premise?" Huh. Okay.
Wow, we are learning so much here.
Speaking of which, and I know it might seem like we’re fixated on the milk thing, but we had some new data come to light.
Can you explain this “cow” bioform to us, and how long has it consented to the milk arrangement?
obsessed with this fucking gastronauts clip
every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically
btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why
and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:
@this-is-nonbinary-joy
my cat stopping me from petting her
her swift maneuver, for context
ME AND WHO
#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.
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no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here
rest in peace to this diva
I love how insane everyone is now.
Check out this 2001 promotional art for Halo! He's pointing at the lighting that makes the kids gay!
the Halo series has always been about transing your gender and having queer sex. terfs die mad about it
Swarovski can continue to fuck off.
In 2021, Swarovski (the company that makes the very sparkly crystals you see in certain jewelry, on figure-skaters' twinkliest outfits, on red carpet dresses), decided they didn't want the grubby fingers of small-time jewelers, clothing designers and costumers and crafters on their shiny beads and rhinestones anymore. They decided to limit their sales to "luxury" and couture creators, not girls who sell stuff on Etsy. The tenor of their press release on the subject was snide and insulting. Resellers (like your favorite bead shop) would no longer be allowed to carry their product; the average Jane on the street would not be able to purchase them. You could only get them if you had an authorized business agreement that bound you to very strict brand behavior. And those of us who still had good stock of the crystals would no longer be "permitted" to use the brand's name in our listings for sale.
Every bead shop and craft supply place and many, many small clothing makers--wedding shops, prom and dancing dress suppliers, the sort of salt of the Earth mom and pop time machines of shops that are the backbone of the field--scrambled to find something that could replace them. The last of the stock dwindled quickly, all of us grabbing what we could get while there was any chance of it, and then it was gone and we no longer had any access.
I was Big Pissed about it at the time. It was just so goddamn stuck-up, when wholesalers and indie jewelers had made them so much money, when some people I knew--when *I!*--had been brand-loyal for decades. But with no recourse, everyone pivoted fairly quickly, most of us to Preciosa Crystals. Those are Czech, quite sparkly, and considerably less expensive than Swarovski. The faceting method they use is different, but not worse; any differences are hardly noticeable when you're seeing them as a hundred pinpoints of light.
Well, out of nowhere, Swarovski just dropped this: https://www.harmanbeads.com/swarovski-brand-policy-update
"Effective June 1, 2026, Swarovski updated the distribution and brand usage policies introduced in 2021. Businesses may now purchase Swarovski Crystals without signing a Brand Control Agreement, and Authorized Distribution Partners may once again sell Swarovski Crystals to resellers, including bead stores and online retailers. Businesses may also use the Swarovski brand name when following Swarovski’s Proper Use Guidelines. Designers, manufacturers, artists, brands, retailers, and resellers are now eligible to purchase Swarovski Crystals through authorized distribution channels."
They want us back. A lot of the companies who could have kept a brand relationship with them also have swapped to Preciosa, over the last half-decade, in solidarity with indie creators and out of a sour awareness that it could be them, next. And it doesn't hurt that Preciosa was able to expand their line quite a bit now that everyone who wanted sparkle had no choice but to go to them.
And I'm not seeing nearly anyone who intends to return. The feeling is, "Y'all told us to fuck off! Off we fucked! And now, that's what you can do, too!" I'm seeing a lot of "How many of us did you stab in the back?" comments from the people whose money they're hoping to attract.
And personally I'm sitting over here all rubby hands, mean snickering, because they really thought they were going to be able to outclimb the people who actually provided all their profits, and now here they are, hat in hand.
If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.
REMATCH
WHO'S SEXIER
HOWL PENDRAGON
BILL CIPHER
SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO
MY FUCKONG POLL
Who me?