An Innocent Man

He/they/it | bisexual

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Fries you a rice and transes your gender because I'm literally so niceys

[starlooping]

it really is like a timeloop ok i know what im talking about

[loumandliker]

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

[loumandliker]

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

[caltracat]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Americans are so good at making Beverage. One of our Foundational Moments was actually a party involving Making Beverage. Google "Boston Tea Party" for more

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[boringkate]

Starting to think that gender roles might not be very groovy or shagadelic.

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[zoesupreme]

some early morning wisdom for you all

[sweetmarmite]

Tell me why I just saw an ad for weight loss pills on a bus

[walterthemelon]

Tumblr is so white that you’ll have people who call themselves “anti racist” saying that being accused of racism is a death sentence

[walterthemelon]

Like idk what to do anymore. Sometimes people are racist, and POC deserve actually to know if someone is racist before we give them our support!

[fucking-relax]

reminder in honor of Disability Pride and my birthday month:

take the time off

[sweetmarmite]

@savourybiscoff

[sweetmarmite]

Full fat Greek yogurt, maple syrup and crushed up biscoff

Thank you @fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife for your blog! I wouldn’t have eaten like this a month ago!

[nextlevelsmp3]

been thinking about this tweet for a month straight

[perriaeyjeve]

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[drumsolo77]

bring out the

fine china..

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone