[rottenpumpkin13]

Angeal: 😄📸 Sephiroth: 🫩 Genesis: 🕺

[rottenpumpkin13]

Angeal wants to host a potluck for his boyfriends friends. He only asks that the boys actually try and put some effort into their dishes.

Because of our baby's latest obsession, Angeal specifically asks Sephiroth to avoid bringing Halloween candy.

He begs asks Zack to not bring a family sized box of Hot Pockets.

What do AGS + ZC bring to the table? How does the actual potluck go?

Chaos obviously ensues, by the way.

The Potluck From Hell

• Even though he's organizing it, Angeal's making sure to over-contribute to the potluck! You know, just in case.

• He's got apple sausage sliders for Genesis, Bolognese pasta for Sephiroth, beef stroganoff for Zack and schnitzel for Cloud. He trusts his friends will follow suit and contribute with their own fun dishes.

• He was wrong.

*Angeal stands in his doorway looking at Sephiroth, who holds a jack-o'-lantern-themed bowl full of candy*

Angeal: Sephiroth no.

Sephiroth: Sephiroth yes.

Angeal: A bowl of candy does not count as a dish.

Sephiroth: But it's food. It's edible.

Angeal: It's pure sugar. I asked you to bring a meal.

Sephiroth: This is a meal.

Angeal: Says who?

Sephiroth: Says the last eight meals I've eaten.

Angeal: YOU'VE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT CANDY FOR TWO DAYS?

Sephiroth: .....Maybe.

Angeal: Give me that! *he snatches the bowl away from him* Go and come back with an actual dish!

*Angeal slams the door in Sephiroth's face*

• Angeal, still fuming, is prepping the table when he hears his doorbell ring again. He rushes to answer it. Zack and Cloud stand there holding huge taco trays.

Zack: Mexican fiesta!

Cloud: I've been living a nightmare since last night.

Angeal: Why?

Zack: Mexican fiesta!

Cloud: We were up all night making the tacos, right?

Angeal: Right.

Zack: Mexican fiesta!

Cloud: And I already had reservations about going down the taco route because you know how Zack is with tacos, right?

Angeal: Oh, right!

Zack: Mexican fiesta!

Cloud: We got the first tray done and Zack ate it all in two seconds.

Angeal: Oh my god??

Zack: Mexican fiesta!

Cloud: I know. And he did that three times. We had to start from scratch three times. I had to lock him in the broom closet to get this done.

Zack: Mexican fi—

Cloud: SHUT UP!

Zack:

Angeal: Just...just go inside guys...

• While the boys head inside the apartment, Sephiroth shows up again. This time he's holding an industrial bucket filled to the brim with jelly beans.

Sephiroth: Beans are a great source of fiber and rich in—

*Angeal slams the door in his face*

• Fifteen minutes pass. Cloud and Zack are helping Angeal in the kitchen when the doorbell rings again. Angeal rushes to answer it.

• Genesis stands there with three bottles of wine in one hand and a glass dish covered in tinfoil in the other.

Genesis: I brought Swedish meatballs!

Angeal (in shock): No way.

Genesis: Way.

Angeal: You brought a normal dish and drinks?

Genesis: Yup!

Angeal: You were responsible with a task.

Genesis: Yup!

Angeal: And you cooked the meal from scratch like I asked you to?

Genesis: Duh!

*Angeal breaks down crying and pulls Genesis in for a hug*

Angeal: I'm so proud of you buddy~

Genesis: I know. I'm great, aren't I?

Angeal: Wait, there's something sticking out from your pocket.

*Angeal pulls out a business card from a Swedish restaurant*

Genesis:

Angeal:

Genesis: That's not mine.

Angeal: It was in your pocket.

Genesis: That's not my pocket.

Angeal: You're a fraud. Get inside.

• The boys are all hanging around and finishing up with the cooking and the setup when the doorbell rings.

• Angeal drags his feet as he heads to the door. He's fully expecting to see Sephiroth holding more candy.

• Instead he opens the door and is met with...

Angeal:

Sephiroth:

Angeal: You have got to be kidding me.

*Sephiroth holds out his halloween candy chocolate lasagna*

Sephiroth: Lasagna is a meal.

*Angeal sighs and holds open the door*

Angeal: Just get inside. And go help Cloud tie Zack to the radiator. He got ahold of the tacos again.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Okay, so the potluck post killed me and my boyfriend.

My boyfriend is obsessed with girl dinner tik toks and wants to know your take on what AGS + ZC considers ✨️girl dinner✨️.

Cloud: A can of corn. He doesn't even use a bowl. He just opens up the can and eats it with a spoon.

Zack: An entire Costco rotisserie chicken. No rice. No sides. Just the chicken. He's he eats it all in one sitting.

Genesis: A bowl of diced Dumbapples with Sriracha. Don't question his taste buds.

Angeal: Every bit of leftovers in his fridge thrown together in one pot. Weirdest combination he's eaten is lasagna, guacamole, chicken tamale pie and pizza.

Sephiroth: A 50oz steak and a gallon of chocolate milk but only on "existence is meaningless and humanity is flawed, so what's the point?" days.

[yinza]

Romancing Barret Week - Day 6: hobbies

I headcanon that Sephiroth enjoys faerie tales so this is him recommending a collection for Marlene. It's possibly not age-appropriate but it's the thought that counts, right?

[Image Description: Digital artwork of Sephiroth and Barret, shown from the chest up. Both are casually dressed, Sephiroth in a loose black wrap shirt and Barret in a plain black T-shirt. A shelf of library books is visible behind them, and Sephiroth has turned to hand Barret a book. Barret lifts his hand to accept it, looking surprised but pleased. /end ID]

[flowersinmidgar]

waited like 2 months to post this. happy july

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Do you think anyone ever tried to give Genesis a nickname like "Genny" (pronounced like Jenny), much to his dismay and ire

Yes.

Zack, who followed it up with a bear hug.

The ensuing chaos almost wiped out an entire floor of the tower.

Zack ended up being fireman carried away from the situation by Angeal at record speed, while Sephiroth had to manhandle Genesis to the floor and pin him until he could promise he ‘wouldn’t be making puppies into hot dogs’.

The entire floor smelled like singed hair for days.

[rottenpumpkin13]

Has Sephiroth ever tried catnip?

SOLDIER Vlogging Shenanigans pt. 34

[The video starts. It's Genesis, looking unkempt with wide, blood-shot eyes and messy hair. He's leaning over a kitchen countertop looking exhausted]

"I'm going to be arrested."

[There's a deep, verbalized meow in the background. Genesis briefly looks at something beyond the camera, then rubs his face]

"So...I thought it'd be funny to play into all the Sephiroth is a cat nonsense and—"

"Meow"

[Genesis stops again, looks long and hard at something behind the camera, then sighs a trembling breath. There's panic in his eyes]

"And I put catnip in Sephiroth's humidifier."

[Genesis pans the camera around slowly, the video filming all of Sephiroth's kitchen before finally landing on something on the floor]

"Oh goddess I'm going to JAIL."

[It's Sephiroth as high as a kite. He's sprawled out on the floor in a starfish position. There's a uncharacteristic, dopey grin on his face. He looks drugged out of his mind]

"Meow," he says in a deep voice.

"He's been like this for three hours now," Genesis says from behind the camera. "Do you all understand why I'm freaking out now? It's like a broke a government weapon—"

"Meow."

[Genesis turnes the camera back around, filming himself as he nervously runs a hand through his hair]

"I need to take him down to the infirmary—"

"Meow"

[Genesis looks stressed]

"I'd call Angeal but I don't want to be arrested and killed—"

"Meow."

[Genesis snaps his head up, frowning the incapacitated SOLDIER on the floor]

"Sephiroth, my friend, either stop interrupting me or pick something other than meow to say!"

[Sephiroth doesn't reply, and the following moments are silent. Genesis nods in approval, then redirects his attention back to the camera]

"Anyway, as I was saying—"

"Fuck you."

"WHAT THE F—"

[Genesis quickly ends the video]

[rottenpumpkin13]

Later ...

Sephiroth: ◉‿◉

Hojo: YOU GAVE THE BOY CANNABIS???

Genesis, sobbing: IT'S CATNIP

[snacobie]

Overconfidence will destroy you.

[rottenpumpkin13]

ShinRa Tower Security Cameras #2

[The camera is pointed towards a vacant hallway on the SOLDIER floor. The sound of something rapping repeatedly against the floor is heard]

[Zack bounces by on a pogo stick, happy as ever]

[He disappears off-frame. A few seconds pass filming the empty hallway again]

[Angeal is then seen sprinting frantically after Zack]

[The video ends]

[rottenpumpkin13]

ShinRa Tower Security Cameras #3

[The security cam is pointed downward, filming a vacant hallway on the third floor]

[Inch by inch some movement is seen. Shadows approach]

[General Sephiroth appears, struggling as he drags Commander Rhapsodos by the arms—the latter who appears unconscious…Almost…Dead?]

[Then in comes Commander Hewley, who rushes to help him by grabbing Genesis’s legs. The two men begin hauling the sleeping red SOLDIER down the hallway. It appears like they’re arguing in the process]

[Sephiroth suddenly looks into the security camera, face showing a minuscule microexpression of panic. He then lets go of Genesis’s arms at once. Genesis hits his head on the ground, upper body twisting into an unnatural position. Angeal is seen screaming at Sephiroth while the General reaches into his coat, pulling out a piece of paper]

[Sephiroth holds it up to the camera. It reads: NOT MURDER. WE CAST SLEEP TO SEDATE HIM. TAKING HIM TO DENTIST]

[Sephiroth proceeds to neatly fold the paper back up, stuff it in his pocket and grab Genesis’s arms again. They haul him away off-frame]

[The video ends]

[prismaticpichu]

Genesis wakes up in the dentist’s office, screaming his head off and threatening some very reddish things. The dentist gets the laughing gas ready but seph just poofs another Sleep before he can.

Also he’s there bc Dumbapple pie is NOT a suitable dinner

[rottenpumpkin13]

genesis, waking up: HOW DARE Y—

sephiroth: *punches him in the face, knocks him out*

angeal & the dentist: 0_0

sephiroth: i panicked.

[valkyrisffvii]

just in time for the last day of mermay :D

[sweetmimi500]

Funny purple materia thing

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Sweep the knees

art by @kitsunebaba

[breezeinmonochromenight]

Angeal passes by again at the two hour mark and asks if everything is alright. Seph just tells him yes and to turn the lights out in his way out without ever looking away from the ceiling.

[valkyrisffvii]

New year, new mi(thra)

Mithra’s hair is now a bit wavier and her bangs have more volume; they flow more similarly to other FFVII characters such as Aerith and Sephiroth

[carnivalfair]

more shirtless dudes for your viewing pleasure

[valkyrisffvii]

Sephiroth: Big fan of walking in the rain. Hate the concept of wet clothes. I am tired of life and its obscure sufferings.

Angeal: Raincoat

Genesis: naked

[valkyrisffvii]

Angeal: Sephiroth and Genesis had a fight once and it went like this:

Genesis: “Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!” Sephiroth: “Genesis.”

Angeal: To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think of it.

[valkyrisffvii]

Been playing CCR…

On another note, walking around has been helpful in visualizing what Midgar and other places look like in Valkyris. However, I do wish that the game offered more freedom to explore places such as in the Shinra building.