[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[exceptionals]

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[giffinggif]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thinking you’re an expert in Depression because you suffer from it is like thinking you’re a mechanic because your car broke down.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nepofledgling]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[odyshape]

so many men have no idea what to do when confronted with a woman who isn’t putting on a customer service personality

[efficionado-deactivated20190602]

But so many women also don’t turn off their “customer service personality” for a guy when he wants to know the real them.

[odyshape]

Maybe you should think about why you scare women.

[silversarcasm]

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

“beauty is pain” is perhaps the cruelest phrase we teach young girls imo

[marveledits]

[gahdamnpunk]

[full-metal-furies]

[1920′s gangster voice] every single one’a you’s…… every single one’a you’s is valid…….

[goodboygustav]

t’anks boss 

[idontwantsurgery-deactivated201]

[boatonfire]

Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that

[suspected-spinozist]

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

[ask-sparkling-awesomeness]

HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR

[bunnyhugs22]