Everythingbagles

I don't have a name, but i am duckling and I post a bit of everything :] Aroace ❤️ Any pronouns work

[vervaincircle-deactivated202411]

slapping this badge on my blog

[eraserheadadult]

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

[crotchapple]

Smart

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a lil tomato soup made from roast tomato, onion, garlic and bell pepper with a lil grill ches. regular marble cheddar, some farmers market truffle cheddar, and a lil pickle for the filling. bread is a sourdough pullman's loaf recipe of my own design

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

man it is SO funny that everyone's still cycling this post considering that the meal poisoned the shit out of me

turns out the bread i baked there had started to mold, the cheddar cheese had started to mold, and the chicken stock I used for the soup's best before date was over a year ago. I found all of this out a day or so later and I'm now still dealing with the gastroenteritis symptoms

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

everyone in here would have gotten poisoned if I'd brought this to the potluck, good to know

[identifying-mushrooms-in-posts]

Rhizopus sp./Mucor sp. (mold)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

dude

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sad how when westerners say "pickle" it's almost always shorthand for "pickled cucumber" which is the most Mediocre and Disappointing of all the bountiful beauteous possibilities of pickled vegetables...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

pickled onions. pickled garlic. pickled peppers. pickled okra. pickled daikon. pickled asparagus. pickled beets. pickled ginger. pickled brussel sprouts. pickled mushrooms, pickled eggs, pickled cabbage, pickled corn. pickled watermelon! the opportunities were vast and unceasing!!!!!!

instead they chose a filler vegetable that has all the charisma of a cantaloupe staging a hostile takeover of a fruit salad 😞

[only-cat-memes]

[captain-price-returns]

[tuherrus]

i can have brainworms as a treat but first some studies

[mellosdrawings]

Yurifies your trolley problem <3

[iasip-enthusiast-2]

[ot3]

moises levy

[tilthat]

TIL that there is journalism equivalent to the Bechdel Test. An article about a female scientist fails the “Finkbeiner Test” if it mentions one of seven topics regarding her womanhood

via reddit.com

[prowlick-deactivated20210420]

The fact that she’s a woman

Her husband’s job

Her child-care arrangements

How she nurtures her underlings

How she was taken aback by the competitiveness in her field

How she’s such a role model for other women

How she’s the “first woman to…”

[hedwig-dordt]

Okay, one quote, and then you absolutely have to read the whole thing. 

Still, the virtue of some rules in Aschwanden’s test is difficult to see at first. Take the rule of “no firsts.” In the comments section below her post for Last Word on Nothing, Finkbeiner explained that no sooner had she taken the vow to ignore gender, than she caught herself writing that the astronomer she was profiling was the first to win a certain award. After a reader urged her to stick to her pledge, she removed it.

“The fact that she’s the first woman to do that says a lot more about the prize-giving committee than it does about her,” Finkbeiner explained in our interview. “So if I were going to put that into a story, it would be a story about prejudice in that prize committee.”

It blew my mind, because she’s right. The fact that there’s some many firsts left is the result of bias in the committees NOT IN THE WORK WOMEN DO

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[lakemojave]

I have you blocked because I don't like your blog at all but I hope you're doing well. ok blocking you again adieu

Hello???

[lakemojave]

Anon bb come back i can change for you

[wickedsick]

[defmaybez]

its just like. simon is the character of all time. the sacrificial lamb and the butcher. he kills others and knows deep down that when he gets in that submarine he'll be joining all his victims. not one person has more blood on their hands than him. why him? why him? it didn't have to be. it could've been anyone. it was anyone. it was only him this time because he was the scapegoat for filament station, betrayed by his brothers, blamed for 62 lives lost (and that's only COI). no one ever listens to him. he apologises to an inanimate object after he punches it. he has climbed over hundreds of bodies to save himself but not this time. child soldier. is death the only thing your mother taught you? would she be proud? he vomits up blood. he finds a bottle of water and immediately downs it all. he rips his arm off. he's the god damn butcher. hes one with the blood. pretty sure he wears socks and sandals. he's terrified. fuuuuuck bro

[witchesonacross]

imagine you’re a man ALONE in SPACE and your best friend is an ALIEN and you look like RYAN GOSLING and suddenly your ALIEN BUDDY who looks like a ROCK so you called him ROCKY tells you there is a HUMAN covered in BLOOD and you break into his SUBMARINE that he was WELDED INTO and you find that the ONLY OTHER HUMAN FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS is the youtuber MARKIPLIER