"What a Darling"

Sugar and spice and everything nice - that's what everyone thinks she's made of. Independent horror OC written by Cam

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Headcanon:

The fact that Jude and Lottie’s high school was convinced they were dating is something Lottie thinks is hilarious. Because they weren’t dating, and it wasn’t like they were kissing in public to make people think they were dating?? They were just being their friendly, cuddly selves with each other. 

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Open Starter

“You know, I wouldn’t be too worried, I’m sure the police will catch whoever is doing this soon,” Lottie said, setting the cupcake on the counter. “Just follow their precautions and we’ll be safe.”

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heavynlymuses‌:

“yes, i’m sure we will once again be the town gossip,” he answers with a sweet smile. though he knows they’d be the gossip anyway, if he took someone else or went alone, people would wonder about it. “but i know i’ll have more fun with my dear lottie at my side, even if everyone pratters on about us.” he picks up a piping back and goes to work on a different set of cupcakes, icing them so she can complete their decoration later. he knew the any customers who walked in and saw them planning to go to a party together while helping each other work, would go home with gossip about how cute they were. it was so easy to make their town see them this way, and so helpful too.

“yes, a very quiet man. i fear he may not have many friends who would take the time to visit him in his grief.” he shakes his head, faking sad so incredibly well. they were both better actors than anyone realised. “its a shame when someone in our beautiful hometown is so alone, isn’t it? we must brighten up his night.” he puts down the piping back and smiles at her. “we could go to the market later and see what fruits are in season,” he offers. it would be another scene for everyone to ooh and ah at. them shopping together.

“You say that as if we ever stop being the town gossip,” she teased, keeping her voice low even as she giggled softly. They’d talk either way, might as well give them something a little more positive - rather than have Jude go alone or with anyone else, and have the town busy bodies clucking their tongues and muttering about ‘how could Jude’ and ‘what is that girl doing with him?’ and things of that kind. “Of course you will, I’m a delight!” Finishing the cupcake in hand, she picked up another, working on the decorations. It was almost laughably easy to manipulate their entire town, keep them focused on their possible relationship, on how kind and sweet they both were, so that no one ever even turned an eye their way when it came to all the murders. 

“Oh no, how dreadful,” she murmured, her voice soft and “saddened” for this poor, lonely man. “Such a shame, no one should ever feel so alone, especially not here. We really must pay him a visit, see how he’s doing.” She paused for a moment, giving him a sad smile, looking slightly upset still at the idea of someone so alone, suffering a loss so great. “I think that’s a wonderful idea! It’ll add a nice local touch to it too,” she told him. And it would add more fuel to the gossip fire. There were award winning actors that weren’t as good at performing as them. 

[adrenaline]

[namiiswan-archived]

[visionofanarchy]

Platonic Touch

Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.

Shoulder Clasp

Across the Shoulder hug

Hair Ruffle

Gentle headlock

Full body lean

Feet in lap

Head in lap

Hair petting

Ambush hug

Not so ambush hug

Pulling mine into their lap

Cheek kiss

Forehead kiss

Brushing hair out of mine’s face

Fixing shirt collar

Fixing shirt cuffs

Fixing a clothing tag

Tying shoes

Taking off shoes

Carrying while half asleep

Hand holding

Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly

Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin

Pushing glasses into place

Offering their drink

Offering their snack

Kissing the back of mine’s hand

Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back

Crawling into bed with

Using shoulder as a pillow

Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder

Hair brushing

Brushing lint off of

Giving a foot massage

Giving a back massage

Giving a scalp massage

Rubbing circles on mine’s back

Sharing a secret smile

Booping the nose

Touching noses together

Resting foreheads together

Resting cheeks together

Sharing a blanket

Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it

Poking with fingers/toes

Painting mine’s nails

Putting jewelry on mine

Doing mine’s hair

Pinkie promise

High five

Fist bump

Secret handshake

Hipcheck

Pulling mine into a dance

Initiate a tickle fight

[pricingvincent]

Heathers (1988)

[poeticsuggestion]

i, for one, love forehead kisses……..just a hint

[foreverthe80s]

Heathers (1988)

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“lottie, dear lottie,” jude practically sings as they work together in his mother’s bakery. he knows that customers love when they act cutesy together, leaving the bakery with knowing grins and even bigger opinions about how they believed jude and lottie were the sweetest, most perfect match for one another. “i have a favor i must ask of you,” he says, frosting a cupcake to look like a rainbow. “the school is having a party for faculty members and the parents of students, i was wondering if you’d come with me?” jude loved his students dearly, theirs were the only homes free and safe from harm.

“plus, there’s a janitor - perhaps you remember him, he worked at the high school when we were students, now he’s at the elementary - who’s recently been widowed. poor man, middle aged to be alone so soon. it would only be kind of us to bring him a pie and perhaps walk him home. i’m sure he would be most grateful to not be alone. i get the feeling he’s quite sad lately.” eyes meet hers in a telling look. the real question he asks, one only she would understand, is if she wishes to join him for a new kill. one that would be particularly easy to cover up as a suicide. “his name is norman, he wasn’t a loved or hated janitor when we were young, and i was surprised he’s still in this business. i feel he could benefit from our company after the party. don’t you?”

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“Yes Jude darling?” Charlotte doesn’t look look up from the cupcake she’s decorating, but she knows exactly the look on everyone’s faces anyways. Everyone loved it when they acted sweet like this, singsong voices and cute pet names. It just confirmed what everyone had thought since the pair had become friends back in high school - that they were made for each other (some going as far as to use the word soulmates). Listening to his request, she raised an eyebrow at him. “Wouldn’t that set the gossip alight, me going to a party with you,” she teased, wrinkling her nose as she picked up another cupcake to frost.  “Of course I’ll go.”

Letting him continue, it wasn’t long before she realized the second reason for his asking. Meeting his eyes, she smiled sweetly, a silent acknowledgement and answer to the unspoken question. “I think I remember him. He was nice, though kind of quiet right? Poor man, loosing his wife so early,” she mused, sounding sad for poor lonely Norman. “I think you’re right Jude, he could probably use the company, and then he’d at least have something sweet to eat. I can make him something special - what kind of pie shall we do?” His death would be easy to cover up, and as usual they would get off without any suspicion. After all, what sweethearts they were, bringing the poor man some food. They had no idea how upset he truly was over the loss!

[veronicas-sawyers]

Winona Ryder, Heathers photoshoot 1988.

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Y O U N G  AND  M  E  N  A  C  E

[seeliesoldier-deactivated202508]

“What We Do In the Shadows”

Undead hilarity for all your Roleplaying needs

“I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool”

“I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”

“We’re Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.”

“He’s a really great guy. A bit a of a pervert.”

“Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!”

“I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.”

“I tended to torture when I was in a bad place.”

“We should get some slaves!”

“If you’re going to eat a victim on my nice clean couch, put down some newspaper on the floor and some towels.”

“We’re vampires, we don’t put down towels.”

“The point is that you have not done the dishes for 5 years.”

“I was thinking, maybe… I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.”

“Well, I’m glad to hear that I’m cool.” 

“At first I wanted to kill him. But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him.”

“I transformed into a dog and had sex.”

“What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts?”

“I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.”

“Yeah some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’.”

“Vampires don’t do dishes.”

“The other day, I dragged mans body down the hallway, and noticed that there was no dust. Like, I kind of… I kind of swept the hallway.”

“We have the kind of master-servant relationship which works nicely.”

“Who would have sex with her, I wouldn’t.”

“Like one big circle, just biting each others dicks.”

“I am doing an erotic dance for my friends. And you ruined it.”

“I don’t want to break that friendship but.. then again, what do you do when someone tells you that they’re a vampire?”

“Get up and stand on this ceiling like a man!” 

“Well, his soul is in hell, so…” 

“Get your hands off my balls, Beast!”

[louaandh]

Heathers (1988) dir. Michael Lehmann

[violacn]

Black hair Gorgeous smile Innocent face with demon eyes

Viola CN ‘’you’re all what i want’’ (via gasolinehearts)

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heavynlymuses:

He could already tell what everyone would say  ‘ Poor, sweet kids! Finding an old woman dead when all they wanted was to surprise! ’  They had the entire town wrapped around their fingers. “Lets make sure we bring her a good batch of cupcakes, she always did like vanilla.”

Everyone would be too busy asking “will those poor kids ever get a break?” to question the possibility of them being the ones behind it. After all, the entire town thought they were the sweetest pair in the entire world, and Charlotte and Jude knew it. “Yes of course, with that icing she loved too. Boxed up all pretty for her.”

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heavynlymuses:

Patrick looks at Lottie and grins like he’s the Big Bad Wolf, about to make a meal out of Little Red Riding Hood. “If you bend over a little bit, then my dick.” He snorts with gross laughter at his own comment. “I wouldn’t mind eating you up, Lottie, like those cupcakes you bake.”

Charlotte blinked, needing a moment to process what he’d just said to her. But the sweet smile never left her face, never seemed strained, even as she thought to tell Jude later what had been said. “That second one’s not bad Pat, I think you’re getting better at this. But I still say try for a little more subtlety,” she told him. “Girls tend to like that.”