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Cosimo Galluzzi
cherry valley forever
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

izzy's playlists!
almost home
AnasAbdin
taylor price
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ellievsbear
styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Product Placement
Mike Driver
Show & Tell

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩

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@sweetscaryakami
festive pokemon commissions!
angry sexual tension starters
a continuation of this meme: ( x ). as requested by anon. warning: these can be a bit crude.
“If you keep talking, I have no idea what I’ll do to you.”
“Unclench your fist unless it’s going up my ass.”
“Complain that you’re cold again and I’ll make sure you feel heated.”
“It’s two AM! You better be here for a booty call.”
“What is with you?! Stop leaning in so close to me!”
“NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO UNLESS WE’RE IN BED.”
“You better shut up, or I’ll do it for you.”
“I fucking hate you! Stop looking at me all sexy.”
“Let go of my shirt, unless you plan on ripping it off.”
“Kiss my ass.” / “Suck my ass.”
“Fight me! With your mouth! On my mouth!”
“If you turn your back on me again, you better be bending over.”
“Oh, so you wanna wrestle? Take your clothes off then!”
“You say ‘I hate you’, but all I hear is ‘fuck me’.”
“Stop cleaning already! There are better things for you to do on your knees.”
“You think you’re the boss of me just because you’re hot?!”
“You can take your middle finger and shove it up my ass.”
“If you keep yelling at me, I’m going to have to punish you.”
“Why’d you push me up against the wall?!”
“I can’t STAND when you look at me with those long eyelashes.”
“Stop biting your lip and bite me instead!”
“Quit saying you’re bored, or I’ll find a way to entertain you.”
When you remember the anti-vax movement
An amazing entry to our Anti Christmas Sweater event on our Discord server! Winner is @voidpaints ! Congratulations! 🌟
One of the new series of blind-packed Transformers Botbots is literally just named “Steve From Accounting” and he transforms into a stapler by covering his face with his hands and crumpling into a fetal position, and I have never identified more strongly with a Transformer 😅
OH MY GOD GUYS i CAN’T EVEN. ALSO LOOK AT ALL THIS RIDICULOUSNESS.
Mrow
Bim Trimmer appreciation post!!
Happy birthday to our favorite cannibalistic gay boi 💜💜💜
Schneep: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Mack: No, that’s not how you make them-
Anti: FLOOR IT!
Chase: How about 4,000,000 for one second??
Mack: YOU’RE GONNA BURN THE COMPUTER DOWN-
Schneep: I’M GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Anti: DO IT!
Mack: NO-
Y'all...
When I say I almost cried watching Ethan take that bat to Barrel, I mean I had to physically stop watching it half way and continue it later when I was calm. I know it's "just a van" and Mark could just get another one but the sentiment within Barrel is immense. I know all things end, however, if this is how the punishments are I'm not sure I'm ready emotionally. Also, I'm very afraid for the video where Mark is tazed.
Any thoughts?
Memento Mori, Unus Annus.
IM SO ANGRY
THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE
https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html
We could’ve had it all…
let’s bring her back
@nasa, please help right this wrong.
be an animal. cause problems.
bastard simulator
people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry
⋆。 🎀 𝒯𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓈 🎀 。⋆
THIS IS A READDDDDD
…sorry I was bored…
Oh I love this! The change in tone from loving to obsessive, the art the quote, everything! Thanks for making this cool art! uwu