SHENANIGASMS

[selinerrr]

plz…lets eat some treats…

[lowfunds]

My fucking heart

[miss-chezzyyy-deactivated201605]

i need him.

[swannepoel]

‘OITNB’ Actress Speaks Out About Family’s Deportation

“I was coming home from school […] and I got home and their cars were there and dinner was started and the lights were on but I couldn’t find them.Then the neighbors came in. They were just like ‘I’m sorry but your parents were taken away.’ […] I just broke down. I was just like, what do you do? And then I’m so scared for them, what they’re going through. My parents are going to jail— and for what? […] People don’t realize it is so difficult to get documented, and my parents tried forever. The system didn’t offer relief for them.“  —Diane Guerrero

[venhediss]

[ahsadler]

it’s good to know that renaissance cats were just as fucked up as renaissance babies

[redpilledbyvelt-blog]

Thats ferbando botero he was born in the 30s and is literally still alive

[unclefather]

has this person never seen a cat?

[fredtastic]

[twosillycorgis]

[bunnyfood]

(via twosillycorgis)

[magicaldeductions-deactivated20]

[stayposijpeg]

fucking Bill Nye the damn science guy

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

true

[burgertv]

Bob’s Burgers feat. My Neighbor Totoro(1988) 

[pleatedjeans]

Tumblr Gets Deep (21 Pics)

[solohabloespanol-deactivated201]

[6lbsofshrimpfor99cents]

My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John. 

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Not sure what these are but I think they need petting. [video]

[infantjesus]

[theawesomeadventurer]

I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

[rosamundpike]

My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and to my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me “Hey listen, there’s a chance he won’t recognize you, but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know — he might be a little shy.” So I came in there, and he just sat right up and he had this big smile on his face. He said ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ I just started to cry, and he looked at me and he saw the tears in my eyes and he just started smiling, and doing bits immediately, to try and make me laugh. He’d jump up and down. And that just made me cry more. And he touched the tears on my face and everything. It was the first real human moment that happened between the two of us. I think he recognized that I was sad and he was essentially forgiving me for being gone so long. That was my best day.

[beforetherewasinternet]

So I just fell in love with a man.

[ubertool]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Kills 99.9% of bacteria. (comic by Ubertool)

[memewhore]

[jamiesclaytons]

who else went their whole life thinking spongebob was cheese??? :)))

[das-uber-goober]

No one… his name is SPONGE Bob, not fucking Chedder Bob..

[saoirseronan]

Cheddar*