we really gotta live like this?

alexa | 29 | OH | i love my wife

[huffylemon]

[mpregcraig]

[popses-deactivated20160331]

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

[speedlimit15]

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

[awawandroid]

[feminescu]

i am not my mother and i am not my father but a third worse thing

[floridakilo]

their daughter

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[joshpeck]

the term "i love to boggy" will now be incapable of leaving my lexicon anytime soon

[wayneradiotv]

BLUE ORANGE GREEN GREEN YELLOW

[onlinebeast]

You did it!

[pangur-and-grim]

I cherish the creature

[littlebeastblog]

I have drawn your beast

[msboutofcontext]

[spacefinch]

This is honestly better advice than “if at first you don’t succeed, try try again.”

By all means try again. But do that after you figure out WHY you failed!

[saucysonnetts]

sonnett's 2nd goal in her 79th cap

[twinwound]

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[adulthoodisokay]

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

[marisatomay]

trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....

god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical

[alpha-beta-gamer]

Titanic: Project 401 allows you explore a jaw-droppingly authentic recreation of the RMS Titanic, from first class all the way down to the engine rooms.

Read More & Play The Alpha, Free (Windows)

[luckyhobbitsfoot]

Can't wait for the submersible DLC

[the-big-mood]

[rad-roach]

I say this with affection: the Honor & Glory guys are absolutely fucking insane. They’re going on? Eight years of work now? With the eventual end goal of recreating every inch of Titanic in painstaking historic detail. There used to be an actual game planned for the environment as well but I think at this point it’s 100% about the ship.

Godspeed, you lunatics. Hopefully my computer will be able to handle the end product.

[pizzee]

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

[jessebloom]

it really is so funny how taylor swift fans will go “she’s releasing a new album because she wore this specific dress” and you’ll go “surely that can’t be” but then she does and then you think maybe taylor swift fans are onto something and then they’ll show you the most insane powerpoint of your life

[cassie-darlin]

they hate me for my girlish whimsy and for my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[saucysonnetts]

this is hilarious to me

[reminiscingtonight]

Lmao it’s giving

[incorrectnwsl]

I’m cackling!