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wei--wuxian

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

wei--wuxian

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

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muppethole-deactivated20240312

dads are so right about falling asleep on the couch with your arms crossed

portraitoftheoddity

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

lmaonade

feeling so hamburger helpless

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xiaq

Ok so I have these two friends. One straight cis guy, and one lesbian. They look pretty similar, have the same hair style, and tend to shop at the same places for clothes. So the running friend-group joke is that they’re twins. And they’re always like “I don’t see it.”

This weekend, completely unplanned, they showed up to a wedding looking like this.