[eeahs]

if you’re 26 and older, reblog.

[sans-cosm-deactivated20250410]

[macklesufficient]

there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

[macklesufficient]

a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service

[cerayanay]

Annihilation completely masters being disgustingly beauitful. Like Midsommar is a beauitful horror movie, intentionally idealic. But Annihilation is beauitful in the way that the poisonous mold growing in your fridge is beauitful, or how a gas fire in beauitful.

Like, Annihilation cannot just give you a Snow White deer mutated with antlers that are branches full of blossoms. There needs to be two of these deer that move in parrallel, but one is rotting

Annihilation can’t just give you a wall of fungus, or a corpse. It has to give you murals of prismatic, colorful fungi sprouting out of a corpse so violently it snapped him in half

[spring-maidens]

Erinnerst du dich unsere Versprechung?

I’m happy that I had you.

[frankenfran]

we’ve entered into a rare astrological phenomenon in which two elf-heavy shows air one after another with dungeon meshi every thursday and frieren every friday. the implications of this once in a lifetime event are unclear but professionals in the field of elf studies predict “a metric fuckload of off-model out of character elf porn on twitter. like real dexter’s mom type builds on these decidedly not mom shaped elves”

[the-crooked-library]

something something the symmetry of horror and seeing yourself in the abyss reflected

[megparsec]

Does their overall narrative symmetry with the suitors mean that one of the Brides of Dracula was also, on some level, The Cowboy One? Discuss.

[wombrion]

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[lishenkaaa]

as funny as kiriona and ianthe's dynamic is as hate-sex rival-love-interest chussy-worsties, i think we need to remember that they canonically think the other is actually hilarious and even have a secret handshake. like, were jealous, fucked up, mind game shenanigans probably happening between the two? yeah but also they made friendship bracelets. heartbreaking for nona, the most annoying ppl you know get along like a zombie on fire

[naomistares]

harrowhark has suffered more than jesus

[powerfulwizard]

Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason

[armcontrolnerve]

hold on i know we all love to get namari's ass for being horny but kikis the one egging her on every single time

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

TAYLOR HEBERT from Worm by John C. "Wildbow" McCrae

Yes, I know them.

I've only heard of them.

No, I don't know them at all.

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

[lunarlagomorph]

[hatepotion]

iii / vi / vii / ix

[evilnicegirl]

marlboro limited edition sour cream & onion pack

[elvenbeebun]

I bring you… my silly little comics. Saw a tik tok this morning about British Museum recognizing emperor Elagabalus as a trans woman 🏳️‍⚧️, and I just had to draw this.

[gaymolegaming]

Thats a nice story. Cant wait to look her up and see how many crimes she committed

[lottiethedottyhottie-deactivate]

god forbid women do anything

[ooppo]

Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain's wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one's teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

[teethcritter]

hey this is fucking horrifying