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heya everyone !

it's your favorite loudmouthin' bartender and personal excitement mech. swerve !!

and before anything else, it would totally be great if you would read my pinned post on my blog @thecoolestmecharound , but not required if you just wanna hang out. if you wanna talk (i would love to !), i would really really want you reading it first ! they're kinda like bar rules for the bartender. but just for me in my personal existing.

Now, here's the other important stuff

!! NO GUNS, NO SWORDS, NO BRIEFCASES !!

🟥 still applies, folks. so leave all of your stressy-fighty-violency-hatey-worky bits at the door ("door") and come in and relax.

🟥 no fighting, but also no harassing (maliciously) !! respect each other's DNIs, boundaries, etc. we're all a bit different than we remember.

🟥 most EVERYONE is welcome. following my personal DNIs (on my other blog, previously mentioned !), of course, and personally i would like to keep it to transformer fictionfolk. especially (but not limited to) all my crewmates and fictionkins !!

🟥 no politics, no hate, no discrimination or anything. i will kick you out of my bar if you're gettin other bots upset. (including myself ! i don't want to deal with a maraud on any beliefs.)

🟥 send me asks, DMs (after explicit permission), or talk in the comments of any blog (deemed appropriate). if need be, i'll also make a community thingermabob or a discord server ! [ if i'm comfortable with ya, i'll also be willing to share my discord. gotta be real comfy, though. ]

🟥 i will post canon/source calls however you write em.

🟥 i'll also make drinks (energon based, please. things i might've used to serve.) and post em. requests are welcome (its a bar, of course i'll try) but unfortunately i have limited ingredients here. (i miss my bar)

🟥 you have a voice here. you matter. talk, and i'll listen !

OTHER POINTS might be added later on. for nowwwww this is what i got !!

happu drinking. swerve out !!

TAGS:

drinks and things - #swerve's bar

talks - #customer chitchat

anything more serious? - #the back bar

recipes (which i'm ONLY GIVING YOU ALL because i can't be the one to make your drinks anymore. go ahead and ask for them though, especially if you're missing home) - #the good stuff

Note: i really don't like using labels like "fictionkin," or "mtmte" etc etc, since they feel invalidating to my very real self, but i do because i want everybot to have the chance to find me and my bar.

have you ever had any drinks explode or anything idk they look flammable sometimes

maybe maybe not :']

( shhhhhh i cleaned up after so its fine )

#customer chitchat #swerve's bar #the lost light #swerve's

there’s this ds game i got us hooked on recently called tomodachi life. me and some others in our head have been making a bunch of different bots and seeing what happens. pretty sure most of the lost light is on there at this point along with some other well known guys

but besides all that, congratulations! you are dating optimus prime - Whirl [🦩]

OHHHHH MY PRIMUS LMAO

i have the new tdl on my switch lmao. been a little addicted adding other bots and stuff

..also skids and magnus are sorta kinda married

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #tomodachi life

Nerds were invented to satisfy everyone’s desire to eat the multicolored aquarium gravel that they sell at pet stores. Let that sink in.

.....WHAT

#HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON #WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE #IM SINKING MAN #swerve's #swerve's bar #customer chitchat

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you know what, i'm curious. what was that "thumb quest" thing about? if you remember, of course.

-Skids [🪻]

oh ! OH !!

basically, one of the bot's i was around during the war (like.. brakeshaft or brakeskid or something like that) came screaming at me and me and some of the other folks stuck with (i don't remember a lotta them- pretty short time period) about some real secret super-important victory-or-defeat kind of data being lost somewhere.

and something about "YOU NEED TO HELP ME" and "SOMEONE NEEDS TO RETRIEVE IT IMMEDIATELY AHHHHHH" and blah blah blah something about him being too cranked to do it himself and he insisted it was one of us instead (he really seemed like he wanted me to do it the most for some reason lmao) and when i asked him about the data (because OBVIOUSLY i'm not turning down something this important) he said it was a in a thumb drive.

like, a literal THUMB drive.

as in a DIGIT.

blah blah blah i was running around a lot and it was kinda just me because as soon as i volunteered everyone was pretty quick to move onto the next checkpoint. didn't even say "BYE SWERVE" or "SEE YOU LATER COOL GUY" or "GOOD LUCK ON THE SUPER IMPORTANT QUEST THAT YOU ACCEPTED THAT MAKES YOU SO AWESOME", so it must've been an emergency or something

but anyway it took me CYCLES and CYCLES to find this crazy thing. and when i finally did (it was like.. in a really really obscure spot. barely even an outpost or anything. i don't even remember us ever going there ngl), i was practically running to get back to the others i had been with, or to find someone important that it was supposed to go to. and then i dropped it and stepped on it and it was smashed up and stuff. and then some decepticon scavenger mechs were tailing me for a couple more cycles right after. and then my group was totally gone, probably doing something super important or busy.

come to think of it, i didn't even check if the thumb had the drive in it at all. and nothing really happened after i broke it but maybe it was only bad if the decepticons found it or something i have no clue lmao

so YEAH !! THUMB QUEST. EPICALLY BAD QUEST BUT IT MAKES FOR A STORY

journalofamimic

ohh, so it was a pointless run-around thing. at least no one got onto you about it? no clue why someone would store anything so "important" in a literal thumb though. surely there's more secure, less steppable places.

don't know why, but i assumed it had something to do with your thumbs for some reason? like you had to find them again, or something. at least it wasnt that, haha - 🪻

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it was pretty ridiculous

in the end im still wondering why nobody else said anything about it if it was as important as i was told

IT WAS SOOOOOO EMBARRASSING MESSING IT UP THOUGH

at least nothing bad happened though hehehe

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #thumb quest

I’m fucked my guy somehow your bar ended up as a location in our headspaceNONE OF US WERE EVEN ON THE LOST LIGHT??

We don’t even drink💔💔wait there’s a 78% chance that this is starsenic’s fault

LMAO THATS SO COOL BUT ALSO YIKES BUT ALSO HOW

but anyway YES BE AT MY BAR !! I HAVE NON ALCOHOLIC DRINKS AND STUFF IT'S A-OKAY

#HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEH BE A PATRON #WILL HAPPILY SERVE YOU #swerve's #the lost light #swerve's bar #customer chitchat

you know what, i'm curious. what was that "thumb quest" thing about? if you remember, of course.

-Skids [🪻]

oh ! OH !!

basically, one of the bot's i was around during the war (like.. brakeshaft or brakeskid or something like that) came screaming at me and me and some of the other folks stuck with (i don't remember a lotta them- pretty short time period) about some real secret super-important victory-or-defeat kind of data being lost somewhere.

and something about "YOU NEED TO HELP ME" and "SOMEONE NEEDS TO RETRIEVE IT IMMEDIATELY AHHHHHH" and blah blah blah something about him being too cranked to do it himself and he insisted it was one of us instead (he really seemed like he wanted me to do it the most for some reason lmao) and when i asked him about the data (because OBVIOUSLY i'm not turning down something this important) he said it was a in a thumb drive.

like, a literal THUMB drive.

as in a DIGIT.

blah blah blah i was running around a lot and it was kinda just me because as soon as i volunteered everyone was pretty quick to move onto the next checkpoint. didn't even say "BYE SWERVE" or "SEE YOU LATER COOL GUY" or "GOOD LUCK ON THE SUPER IMPORTANT QUEST THAT YOU ACCEPTED THAT MAKES YOU SO AWESOME", so it must've been an emergency or something

but anyway it took me CYCLES and CYCLES to find this crazy thing. and when i finally did (it was like.. in a really really obscure spot. barely even an outpost or anything. i don't even remember us ever going there ngl), i was practically running to get back to the others i had been with, or to find someone important that it was supposed to go to. and then i dropped it and stepped on it and it was smashed up and stuff. and then some decepticon scavenger mechs were tailing me for a couple more cycles right after. and then my group was totally gone, probably doing something super important or busy.

come to think of it, i didn't even check if the thumb had the drive in it at all. and nothing really happened after i broke it but maybe it was only bad if the decepticons found it or something i have no clue lmao

so YEAH !! THUMB QUEST. EPICALLY BAD QUEST BUT IT MAKES FOR A STORY

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #THUMB QUEST

please tell me you remember that tiny aft complementary drink or whatever 😭😭😭

“it’s either really small or im far away” or whatever ratch said

a free drink is a free drink right ? 😭

i can't be handing out big glasses on the house. then there will be no house lmao

#swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #customer chitchat

totally forgot to post !!

i ended up only makin one tho ngl heheh. its my Short Span drink !!

#swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light

gunna make some drinks !! anyone want somethin ?

#swerve's bar #swerve's #the lost light #transformers #swerve

To anyone visiting: have you listened to any music recently? could make you think of home, someone, or the Lost Lost Light; or they could just be tunes stuck in your head, good or bad.

For me, it’d be In The Craters of The Moon by The Mountain Goats. It kind of hit me in a wave when I first heard it, and I just kept coming back. Another’d be Sea of No Cares by Great Big Sea, if you wanted something that goes down smoother.

— Skids [🪻]

( i know this wasn't really directed towards me but like- i discovered ELO and Duran Duran and both are awesome. nothing ever really reminds me much of home, but these are just real fun !! )

HEAR MY BUDDY SPEAK !!!

#mtmte #swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #customer chitchat

a nectarous fizzy-pop for my engex-intolerant customers (heheh) in the top images, and a promenade for my "classy" drinkers !

something sweet, mild, and bubbly at the top (with a peachy flavor !), and something a little more mature and flavorful at the bottom. (and yes, i did try photography. flora goes well in pictures, especially to distract from the fact that i no longer have a bar to take pictures of.)

i have recipes for both of em too (alcoholic and non for the promenade) !

#swerve's bar #expand for info and drink pics !#swerve's #fictionfolk #swervesbar-madeaccessible #transformers #mtmte #transformerskin #cybertroniankin #fictionkin #maccadam #the lost light

@krismas15 !!

enjoy your beverage, the "Emerald Voltage" in my bar. your order also comes with complementary chitchat annnnnnd the recipe i figured up ! hope it tastes the way you remember, if you try it out.

it has a noticeable kiwi flavor, with a bit of tropical. relatively sweet, but not too much. there was a little zap to it too !!

still makin' !

#this was fun to figure.#good therapy lmaoo #swerve's bar #swerve #swerve's #fictionkin #transformers #transformerskin #cybertroniankin #robotkin #mtmte #the lost light

i miss dancing at your bar 😞 that was so fun…

aw. jeepers, me too. i miss all the parties and loud music and the atmosphere. making drinks (getting tips), having conversations without being "too loud." someday we'll all be together again.

#lets have drinks again #some cycle in the future #swervesbar-madeaccessible #swerve's #swerve #customer chitchat #transformers #mtmte #fictionfolk #fictionkin #the lost light

will be making more drinks today. remakin' retryin', and other things.

requests, anyone? (if ya tell me the phys description and the taste of it, i might be able to recreate it !!)

#swerve's #swervesbar #swerve #mtmte #fictionkin #swervesbar-madeaccessible #transformerskin #transformers #the lost light #swerve's bar

thecoolestmecharound

you know what

the healthiest way (that i can effectively reach) for mech like me to feel better is to whip up a new concoction !!

will be back. lets see if i can recreate some of the favorites.

and not make a mess while we're at it !!

thecoolestmecharound

here's a virgin cosmic rust (minus the rust, obviously. what kinda bartender serves disease?), or, my attempt at recreating one.

it pretty sweet. gotta lay back on the grenadine some !!

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here are these. i did a refined energon + engex bev on the rocks (top left) and something i like to call a "spark shot" !

the flavors still aren't quite the same. they aren't right. but it feels pretty neat to be making something again, even if nobody can enjoy them but me.

somedayyy i'll get back behind the bar, somewhere where we can all find each other again.

which means i have plenty of time to relearn it all in this reality !

#puttin' this here too cos it feels appropriate !!#extend the post for the drink pictures #swerve's bar #swerve #and now the more general stuff ->#mtmte #transformers #fictionkin #fictionfolk #the lost light #alterhuman #transformerskin #cybertroniankin

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