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heya everyone !

it's your favorite loudmouthin' bartender and personal excitement mech. swerve !!

and before anything else, it would totally be great if you would read my pinned post on my main blog @thecoolestmecharound ( host blog is @1nksp1ll ), but not required if you just wanna hang out. if you wanna talk (i would love to !), i would really really want you reading it first ! they're kinda like bar rules for the bartender. but just for me in my personal existing.

Now, here's the other important stuff

!! NO GUNS, NO SWORDS, NO BRIEFCASES !!

🟥 still applies, folks. so leave all of your stressy-fighty-violency-hatey-worky bits at the door ("door") and come in and relax.

🟥 no fighting, but also no harassing (maliciously) !! respect each other's DNIs, boundaries, etc. we're all a bit different than we remember.

🟥 most EVERYONE is welcome. following my personal DNIs (on my other blog, previously mentioned !), of course, and personally i would like to keep it to transformer fictionfolk. especially (but not limited to) all my crewmates and fictionkins !!

🟥 no politics, no hate, no discrimination or anything. i will kick you out of my bar if you're gettin other bots upset. (including myself ! i don't want to deal with a maraud on any beliefs.)

🟥 send me asks, DMs (after explicit permission), or talk in the comments of any blog (deemed appropriate). if need be, i'll also make a community thingermabob or a discord server ! [ if i'm comfortable with ya, i'll also be willing to share my discord. gotta be real comfy, though. ]

🟥 i will post canon/source calls however you write em.

🟥 i'll also make drinks (energon based, please. things i might've used to serve.) and post em. requests are welcome (its a bar, of course i'll try) but unfortunately i have limited ingredients here. (i miss my bar)

🟥 you have a voice here. you matter. talk, and i'll listen !

OTHER POINTS might be added later on. for nowwwww this is what i got !!

happy drinking. swerve out !!

TAGS:

drinks and things - #swerve's bar

talks - #customer chitchat

anything more serious? - #the back bar

recipes (which i'm ONLY GIVING YOU ALL because i can't be the one to make your drinks anymore. just ask and it'll be there.) - #the good stuff

Note: i really don't like using labels like "fictionkin," or "mtmte" etc etc, since they feel invalidating to my very real self, but i do because i want everybot to have the chance to find me and my bar.

Me again. Hi. You know what time it is. Time for me to not shut the fuck up ever actually

Yesterday was mmy birthday (woo!) and I got dat caasssh because my war veteran grandma is looooaded (where is she getting all of that) and I figured “hm yeah let’s blow all that on useless junk that I can put on my belts n bags n shit” but I have SHIT TASTE and I need an expert’s opinion,, boss should I invest in more Knockout stuff like the good doctor tells me to or should I be wise and buy more fish bullshit. Think of the possibilities,,

Holy fuck I need to go to bed. Sorry for rambling in your askbox brochacho. I’d order a drink but sadly this bar is. on the interwebs. Which sucks because the drinks you post look insanely good,,

Elvis bowling ball. Sorry had to curse you with this image

HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY !!

sorry i disappeared for a while and didn't answer this lol. i'm glad you came to talk to me out of everyone heheheh im flattered

anyways your question on spending? mmmmmmmmm i would save it honestly !! you never know when something comes down the line that's totally epic and necessary. or you could blow it on accessories that too

(because that's the actual thing we do heheh..)

i wish i could give ya some drinks dude ! happy birthday again though. stay awesome >:]

#swerve's bar #customer chitchat #the lost light #swerve

thecoolestmecharound

swerves currently not fronting or appearing for some reason so this blog is gonna be left alone for some time. none of us wanna mess around in his stuff too much

- max 🪶 ( @1nksp1ll )

swervesbar-madeaccessible

applies here as well

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST CAME IN TODAY

You’re going in my backpack whiteboy

OH MY GOSH

THAT'S TOO AWESOME

yes yes take me with you take me with you everywhere !! my image on your bag >XDD

#customer chitchat #swerve's bar #the lost light #swerve #swerve's #transformers

thecoolestmecharound

congratulations on getting through finals, swerve! ive been meaning to take a shot at drawing us for a while and now seems like a good time as ever - skids 🪻

AHHHHHH THIS IS SUPER AWESOME

i genuinely cant explain the feelin i get when i see drawings of myself and my friends

thank you dude. its SOOOOOO AWESOME !!

journalofamimic

i’m glad you liked it :] I guess I’ve gotta learn how to draw more bots then, don’t I? - 🪻

swervesbar-madeaccessible

HEHEHEHEHEH >:]]

i remember in the first few days of the bar opening, my freshly-wiped self just kept thinking "how much engex can i handle?" The answer was not that much, honestly. Still remember staring at something like I could burn a hole through it while trying to take aim. Did I even use that grappling hook much, or did I just have it in-hand? Who knows. I'm pretty sure my aim's still good, but I can't exactly check right now. - Skids 🪻

heheh

we can build up that tolerance someday back on board (if and when we get home)

also i totally couldn't say the same about my aim. i didn't have a great shot to begin with !! especially not with handhelds :']

#swerve's bar #swerve's #customer chitchat #the lost light #swerve #skids

Head on my hands. They should make cigarettes that don’t kill you because I could really go for a smoke. Want to do things but the only things available right now is drawing or writing and I don’t wanna do either of those. Don’t know why I’m complaining to you. Sorry. Explodes and dies -🎩 (Starsenic)

arsenic !!

don't smoko, or you might choko ! eat the cigarette paper instead teehee

and fear not, i will listen to whatever you say >:]]

#swerve's bar #swerve's #lost light #customer chitchat

How does it feel to be so awesomesauce

like sauce

what about you

ur so awesome my guy my friendoz my buddiez

you always tell me how cool i am (i know i am HAJAH /j/j/j) but you know how cool YOU GUYZ are right ??

#very #the answer is very cool #swerve's bar #customer chitchat #lost light

nautilusinthedark

JUST DISCOVERED WE HAVE SWERVE’S (the bar!) IN OUR HEADSPACE??? WE DON’T DRINK?? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?? NONE OF US WERE ON THE LOST LIGHT EITHER???? NOT THAT IM AWARE OF?? -🪽

miracleofdatabase

"The bar that randomly spawns"

nautilusinthedark

IT REALLY DID THOUGH💔💔 I GET BACK FROM FRONTING AND EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT OVER THIS GOGDAMNED BAR -🪽

journalofamimic

why does your system have RNG events.??. undertale Fun values, even

swervesbar-madeaccessible

WHY DIDNT I SEE THIS EARLIERRRRRRR

YES GO GET YOUR DRINKS

GO GET YOUR BRAIN DRINKS

HUEHUEHE I AM EVERYWHERE

#lmao i reach your brains and processors #swerve's #swervesbar madeaccessible #swerve's bar #customer chitchat

do you know what i miss most about being in a proper cybertronian body? having a chronometer. I would just know what time it is, how much time processes take, i would just know! now it’s just shrugging and going “figure it out”!

don’t even get me started on how quiet human bodies are. you can’t just listen inwards and hear everything moving, and even if you could, it would be entirely different!! an impassioned rant to distract a certain other bot — Rung 🍊

heheh i agree. even with a chronometer i would still lose track of time !!

i still don't carry a watch anyway. being late is just my human life now !! (as well as not knowing why the frag my body feels weird-)

#swerve's #swerve's bar #customer chitchat #the lost light

“Swervalicious” has entered my permanent vocabulary and I’m blaming you. Stop being so swervalicious

BAHAHAHA

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT MY NAME HELD SUCH POWER 🥹

heheheheh "swervalicious"

an adjective i can wrap my helm around >XD

#swerve's #swerve's bar #customer chitchat #the lost light

have you ever had any drinks explode or anything idk they look flammable sometimes

maybe maybe not :']

( shhhhhh i cleaned up after so its fine )

#customer chitchat #swerve's bar #the lost light #swerve's

there’s this ds game i got us hooked on recently called tomodachi life. me and some others in our head have been making a bunch of different bots and seeing what happens. pretty sure most of the lost light is on there at this point along with some other well known guys

but besides all that, congratulations! you are dating optimus prime - Whirl [🦩]

OHHHHH MY PRIMUS LMAO

i have the new tdl on my switch lmao. been a little addicted adding other bots and stuff

..also skids and magnus are sorta kinda married

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #tomodachi life

Nerds were invented to satisfy everyone’s desire to eat the multicolored aquarium gravel that they sell at pet stores. Let that sink in.

.....WHAT

#HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON #WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE #IM SINKING MAN #swerve's #swerve's bar #customer chitchat

swervesbar-madeaccessible

you know what, i'm curious. what was that "thumb quest" thing about? if you remember, of course.

-Skids [🪻]

oh ! OH !!

basically, one of the bot's i was around during the war (like.. brakeshaft or brakeskid or something like that) came screaming at me and me and some of the other folks stuck with (i don't remember a lotta them- pretty short time period) about some real secret super-important victory-or-defeat kind of data being lost somewhere.

and something about "YOU NEED TO HELP ME" and "SOMEONE NEEDS TO RETRIEVE IT IMMEDIATELY AHHHHHH" and blah blah blah something about him being too cranked to do it himself and he insisted it was one of us instead (he really seemed like he wanted me to do it the most for some reason lmao) and when i asked him about the data (because OBVIOUSLY i'm not turning down something this important) he said it was a in a thumb drive.

like, a literal THUMB drive.

as in a DIGIT.

blah blah blah i was running around a lot and it was kinda just me because as soon as i volunteered everyone was pretty quick to move onto the next checkpoint. didn't even say "BYE SWERVE" or "SEE YOU LATER COOL GUY" or "GOOD LUCK ON THE SUPER IMPORTANT QUEST THAT YOU ACCEPTED THAT MAKES YOU SO AWESOME", so it must've been an emergency or something

but anyway it took me CYCLES and CYCLES to find this crazy thing. and when i finally did (it was like.. in a really really obscure spot. barely even an outpost or anything. i don't even remember us ever going there ngl), i was practically running to get back to the others i had been with, or to find someone important that it was supposed to go to. and then i dropped it and stepped on it and it was smashed up and stuff. and then some decepticon scavenger mechs were tailing me for a couple more cycles right after. and then my group was totally gone, probably doing something super important or busy.

come to think of it, i didn't even check if the thumb had the drive in it at all. and nothing really happened after i broke it but maybe it was only bad if the decepticons found it or something i have no clue lmao

so YEAH !! THUMB QUEST. EPICALLY BAD QUEST BUT IT MAKES FOR A STORY

journalofamimic

ohh, so it was a pointless run-around thing. at least no one got onto you about it? no clue why someone would store anything so "important" in a literal thumb though. surely there's more secure, less steppable places.

don't know why, but i assumed it had something to do with your thumbs for some reason? like you had to find them again, or something. at least it wasnt that, haha - 🪻

swervesbar-madeaccessible

it was pretty ridiculous

in the end im still wondering why nobody else said anything about it if it was as important as i was told

IT WAS SOOOOOO EMBARRASSING MESSING IT UP THOUGH

at least nothing bad happened though hehehe

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #thumb quest

I’m fucked my guy somehow your bar ended up as a location in our headspaceNONE OF US WERE EVEN ON THE LOST LIGHT??

We don’t even drink💔💔wait there’s a 78% chance that this is starsenic’s fault

LMAO THATS SO COOL BUT ALSO YIKES BUT ALSO HOW

but anyway YES BE AT MY BAR !! I HAVE NON ALCOHOLIC DRINKS AND STUFF IT'S A-OKAY

#HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEH BE A PATRON #WILL HAPPILY SERVE YOU #swerve's #the lost light #swerve's bar #customer chitchat

you know what, i'm curious. what was that "thumb quest" thing about? if you remember, of course.

-Skids [🪻]

oh ! OH !!

basically, one of the bot's i was around during the war (like.. brakeshaft or brakeskid or something like that) came screaming at me and me and some of the other folks stuck with (i don't remember a lotta them- pretty short time period) about some real secret super-important victory-or-defeat kind of data being lost somewhere.

and something about "YOU NEED TO HELP ME" and "SOMEONE NEEDS TO RETRIEVE IT IMMEDIATELY AHHHHHH" and blah blah blah something about him being too cranked to do it himself and he insisted it was one of us instead (he really seemed like he wanted me to do it the most for some reason lmao) and when i asked him about the data (because OBVIOUSLY i'm not turning down something this important) he said it was a in a thumb drive.

like, a literal THUMB drive.

as in a DIGIT.

blah blah blah i was running around a lot and it was kinda just me because as soon as i volunteered everyone was pretty quick to move onto the next checkpoint. didn't even say "BYE SWERVE" or "SEE YOU LATER COOL GUY" or "GOOD LUCK ON THE SUPER IMPORTANT QUEST THAT YOU ACCEPTED THAT MAKES YOU SO AWESOME", so it must've been an emergency or something

but anyway it took me CYCLES and CYCLES to find this crazy thing. and when i finally did (it was like.. in a really really obscure spot. barely even an outpost or anything. i don't even remember us ever going there ngl), i was practically running to get back to the others i had been with, or to find someone important that it was supposed to go to. and then i dropped it and stepped on it and it was smashed up and stuff. and then some decepticon scavenger mechs were tailing me for a couple more cycles right after. and then my group was totally gone, probably doing something super important or busy.

come to think of it, i didn't even check if the thumb had the drive in it at all. and nothing really happened after i broke it but maybe it was only bad if the decepticons found it or something i have no clue lmao

so YEAH !! THUMB QUEST. EPICALLY BAD QUEST BUT IT MAKES FOR A STORY

#customer chitchat #swerve's #swerve's bar #the lost light #THUMB QUEST

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