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Chris, J. and Ben aren‘t entirely sure why they‘re doing this. Is it out of love for Star Wars, or is it out of hate for Star Wars? Do they want to kill a sacred cow within their hearts? Or are they just incredibly dumb individuals with opinions™©®? They‘re not sure. One thing is for certain. They‘re doing this. One mainline Star Wars movie a week until the galaxy collapses in on itself. What has begun cannot be undone. Watch them as they slowly go crazy, lose all logical points of view, fail to create a coherent format for a podcast, and, eventually, slowly wither and die. This is, after all, a podcast about mortality as much as it is about a dumb space movie.

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Columbo Takes On KOTOR.

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Dave Feloni & The Canonicity Of Forklifts In Star Wars.

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@mwolf0epsilon #Are the clones forklift certified?#Are the clones even SHOSHA (Space OSHA) approved???#the world may never know

don’t worry we’re way ahead of you

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Contrary to popular belief the Bad Batch season 2 will primarily focus on Tech becoming forklift certified, this arc will take up 4 episodes and pushed production further into a 2023 release.

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It’s actually a really deep emotional arc. It turns out the reason the sad batch are jerks is because on Kamino they didn’t get forklift certified while all the “regs” did. The other clones made fun of them for not being forklift certified. They have since refused to work with “regs”, fearing they will be bullied for their lack of forklift certification. In the forklift arc, the sad batch must work through their deep emotional trauma of being made fun of for not being forklift certified. The batch becomes divided when Omega reveals that she is forklift certified. Half the batch wants to get rid of her, they can’t have a forklift certified clone in their group. The other half of the batch insists that Omega is different. It is at this moment that Echo decided to join Rex and take Omega with him.

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Dave Feloni & The Canonicity Of Forklifts In Star Wars.

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@mwolf0epsilon #Are the clones forklift certified?#Are the clones even SHOSHA (Space OSHA) approved???#the world may never know

don’t worry we’re way ahead of you

[waterlilyspad]

Contrary to popular belief the Bad Batch season 2 will primarily focus on Tech becoming forklift certified, this arc will take up 4 episodes and pushed production further into a 2023 release.

[swewf]

Dave Feloni & The Canonicity Of Forklifts In Star Wars.

[swewf]

@mwolf0epsilon #Are the clones forklift certified?#Are the clones even SHOSHA (Space OSHA) approved???#the world may never know

don’t worry we’re way ahead of you

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Dave Feloni & The Canonicity Of Forklifts In Star Wars.

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The Porkins Incident, otherwise known as that time we accidentally went down a rabbit hole of a conspiracy that we can never come back from.

I PROMISE you don’t know where this is going.

Podbean.

Youtube.

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Check out our Star Wars podcast, where we slowly butcher our love of a brand for no apparent reason, descend into the pits of madness and come face to face with the visage of our own mortality.   

If that somehow doesn’t scare you away, surely you’ll find enjoyment or more reason to run in the other direction within our ten rotations worth of content!

It’s a fun time!

Check us out on Podbean!

The ideal format, youtube!

[swewf]

Check out our Star Wars podcast, where we slowly butcher our love of a brand for no apparent reason, descend into the pits of madness and come face to face with the visage of our own mortality.   

If that somehow doesn’t scare you away, surely you’ll find enjoyment or more reason to run in the other direction within our ten rotations worth of content!

It’s a fun time!

Check us out on Podbean!

The ideal format, youtube!

[willowcrowned]

people are always like “oh I want Leia and Padmé to meet they have so much in common” but let’s be honest if Leia ‘I’d Stab Him Without a Second Thought’ met Padmé ‘I Can Fix Him’ Amidala there would DEFINITELY be blood

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The best moment from the scrapped Duel Of The Fates script.

Check out the script here, and the artist who made it a comic here!

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Presented without comment, other than that I made this in MS Paint.

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[morphmaker]

i rewatched revenge of the sith

[swewf]

Check out our Star Wars podcast, where we slowly butcher our love of a brand for no apparent reason, descend into the pits of madness and come face to face with the visage of our own mortality.   

If that somehow doesn’t scare you away, surely you’ll find enjoyment or more reason to run in the other direction within our ten rotations worth of content!

It's a fun time!

Check us out on Podbean!

The ideal format, youtube!