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she/her 27, always into books and scripted content. eras PGH N1, Vienna N3, Indy N1

[knifefightscene]

[swiftyhearts13]

i have to block anyone who writes rpf im so sorry but it’s weird as fuck to me and i just dont want to engage

[etheltempest]

this is a 100% accurate description actually

[swiftyhearts13]

and im fans of both of them lmao

[slowburnsucker]

we’re not crazy 👏🏼 plz go rescue our close personal friend: annabeth’s yankees hat 🧢

[thanksbrunette]

[orivu]

[kooldewd123]

something about the series slipping in grover calling kronos's followers his "kronies" right at the very end there makes me feel like this is something rick came up with way too late and has been trying to find an excuse to retcon in for ages

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[bodhrancomedy]

Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.

Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[hollandershane]

#ilya will not be winning a single argument 🥺

[toxicworkplaceyaoi]

imagine being ilya. imagine ur shitbag father dies and you have to sit on that twelve hour flight to go to his funeral. meanwhile all you can think about is your boyfriend. you get there and the millisecond you have wifi you’re sexting your boyfriend. you go to the funeral and your abusive brother tries to fistfight you during the service. you impulsively cut him out of your life and you suddenly realize you can never come home again. you call your boyfriend and sob over the phone to him about how much you love him and how badly you want to be with him but you know you can’t. you silently decide you’re going to break up with him once you get back.

not even one week later, your boyfriend is laying in a crumpled heap on the freezing ice, and all you can think about is finding your mother in that same position. for a single, silent moment, you have literally no one left.

[dridelus]

[wtf-is-hockey]

A couple of people have talked about how married they were when Shane wouldn’t let Ilya carry his own bag at the cottage but their first actual already-married moment was when Shane said he could “smell the cigarette from here” and Ilya let out an exasperated breath and said “I had one.” What do you mean he defended himself like he even had to. What do you mean he revealed he’s trying to smoke less for Shane. He went from “…Okay” (a clear idgaf if I’m not supposed to smoke here and who do you think you are for telling me I can’t) in ep. 1 to “I had one” in ep. 2 lmao he was already a goner by their third hookup.

[alchemistc]

Shane so freaked out by the THOUGHT of Ilya marrying someone for citizenship that he just sits like a cardboard cutout in bed in the dark plotting and scheming his way into a new team, a charity, and a hockey camp for a guy who he doesn't even know he can call his boyfriend yet HE'S INSANE I LOVE HIM.

[marchingmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[aavec]

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

[katinacrisis]

[femaustinpowers]

david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.