Swimmers' Guild

Welcome to the Guild! Prepare for an expedition! Independent Multimuse Free! Roleplay Blog I roleplay as Haruka, Makoto, Rei, Nagisa, Nitori, Momo, and Rin. Open to every ship~! Nonselective multiship and multiverse. I prefer established AUs over canon but both are fun. I don't like nsfw. I like fluff. Nitori is our guildmaster.

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Hey friends!

I’m going to college so I can’t rp for a while again! Sorry friends!

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sorry, my mom said my anaconda can't

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Sorry friends I have been gone!

because of pokemon go obviously omg. still scarce but i am here!

[theunread]

[mmilhouse]

good job

[sophplant-deactivated20170302]

me repressing my feelings

[hazuxki]

// ^w^ Art © Mela-chan (Ai-Kizu-RP)

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better ideas for chance encounters than a bar or coffee shop:

a storm is delaying our flight home and i’m afraid of thunder, please talk to me while we wait

we’re both in small claims court and i got into a huge fight with the person suing me but you stepped in to hold me back before security got there

i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after

i hit you with my car but luckily you’re okay, but we should still exchange information i guess

our friends that we came here with went off together and now we’re making awkward small talk

i was worried about buying something off of someone creepy from craigslist but oh no you’re hot

my friend talked me into playing a drunken game of spin the bottle even though we’re all adults and now we have to make out

we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other

my date just made a scene in public and got arrested and now i’m stranded in a city without a ride home

sharing a cab together

you’re trying to get me to sign a petition and i have no idea what you’re talking about

you’re drunk at this festival and dancing on the table and when you eventually fell i caught you

i tried to get a part time job at this place right by my house but they hired you instead and i have to see you every day when i go there now

blind date!

my roommate is your ex, and your roommate is my ex, and i caught them sleeping together and told you so now we’re pissed off and going on a date to get away from them even though we didnt really know each other before now

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[lordsherlokimort]

So much to post so much to see so much John Cena on my live feed

[odditycollector]

very meme, such impress. how u learn these knows. so amaze. wow.

[autisticvimes-deactivated201612]

HEY NOW

[nickyofthestars]

YOU’RE A MEME STAR

[noirandchocolate]

Get the rarest. PEPE!

[one-in-lemillion]

HEY NOW

HERE COME DAT BOI

O shit. Waddup.

[riddle-me-bitch]

And that dress was white and gooold

[ericvilas]

Everybody craves those mineralllllls.

[sensualtoaster]

Jesus christ

[kaisdiary]

i sung this and i regret absoultely nothing

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[thehumorousace]

Whoa, who posted this picture of me??

[textsfromswimclub]

[thetygre]

July 3rd, 11:59 P.M.: This country is a festering cesspool of corruption, ignorance, and violence. Every achievement is built on the backs of millions of dead. The Founding Fathers-

July 4th, 12:00 A.M.:

July 5th, 12:00 A.M.: -would shake their heads in shame if they could see the state of this nation.

[winterfellsrose-deactivated2017]

I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.

[paristexaz]

Luke Skywalker + Padmé Amidala

parallels

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Medical droid: I mean the bad news is we did literally pull him from a volcano so his limbs are pretty fucked and he can't breathe right but the good news is we reckon we can sort that with a suit and a mask to get him extra oxygen

Palpatine: Okay cool. See while you're doing that, can you put a voice changer in it?

Medical droid: What

Palpatine: He sounds like a whiny little bitch I need you to make his voice deeper so people will take him seriously

Medical droid: I mean we could try but-

Palpatine: How are you gonna fix his limbs

Medical droid: We thought standard prosthetics would-

Palpatine: Make him 7 feet tall

Medical droid: ...right

Palpatine: Give him a cape

[oblwankenobi]

galaxy’s mightiest heroes

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star wars meme: [6/10] characters ↳ shmi skywalker there was no father. i carried him, i gave birth, i raised him. i can’t explain what happened. 

[ignisgayentia]

luke “i am a drama queen like my father before me” skywalker

[quicksiluers]