The Sensual Kitchen @sensualtoaster - Tumblr Blog

virtualgirladvance

How did you get your gender?

Factory default

Bought it

Pirated it

Wrote my own

Copied a friend's

Malware

Data corruption

Uninstalled (it was bloat)

System update

Work/Government issued

Dynamically assigned on boot

Found it on a random disk

Voting ended onApr 11, 2024

virtualgirladvance

Really happy to see no one is buying their gender

jsketch12

it's okay guys the poll was actually just about which lesbian couple pays the bill at the lesbian bar

(feat. @yamujiburo's older hanamusa designs)

yamujiburo

knifebucket

if you're ok with an incessant amount of boops reblog this so I can get those other 2 badges <3

shobiolovechild

there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

curioscurio

Ryoko Kui draws fat people with tenderness, honesty, and dignity in a way I've never seen before from other manga and anime. She's not afraid to draw people like me the way I look with the same care and respect she does all her characters.

vergak

thecadhatter

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

I used to manage an escape room and the best thing I ever saw was in our Jigsaw room. They start that one handcuffed or footcuffed to separate bits of wall, and they had to tie some lab coats together to lasso a wheeled trolley across the room as their first puzzle.

One day I had a couple come in. When I initially asked who wanted the foot cuff Vs the handcuff, she insists that he gets handcuffed. I chain them up, give them their starter hint that the trolley will be immediately important, leave and go to the office.

Whereupon I watch as the woman turns to the man and says "Gareth, give me your leg."

Gareth bends down, removes his prosthetic leg, and throws it over to her. She drops onto her stomach as far forward as the footcuff allows, grabs her boyfriend's detached foot, and uses it to fish the trolley over.

Greatest solution to that puzzle I ever saw

ralfmaximus

Jigsaw, observing via camera: no not like that

meimihaneoka

LESSON 1: madame president

douglasdaelquor

(via @socksual-innuendos)

flork-of-cows-official

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

reblogs-by-jinarra

gayluigi

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

amethystsoda

my-friend-jade

Never pass up an opportunity to reblog Connecticut Clark.

weirdmageddon

someone posted footage of that morshu at the twins game people have been talking about

gsirvitor

tobiornot-tobi

:)

a-mimic-and-a-jester

remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.

theshitpostcalligrapher

hey I read the whole thing, so...

darrenpillowscriss

shleepy-girl

This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.

thepringlesofblood

gamechanger has 2 storylines. one is the episode to episode shenanigans, the escalation of games. the other is an extremely slow psychological thriller that exists only between Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich.