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The best feeling is when you go to a concert of your favorite artist exactly by the time you know all the songs but haven’t gotten tired of any of them. Basically at the peak of your obsession.

hungwy

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

friskafriskito

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece

hungwy

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

skreamingninja

autohaste

If depression was a musical

capacity

This is a bop

squarecutorpearshape-deactivate

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

thebestoftumbling

Rujeana, the mother of two children decided to setup a camera of her kids in the living room. The idea was to setup a camera so their Grandma can see their kids doing cute things. Instead, she found out how her husband takes care of the kids when she isn’t there.

ventusregina

this turned out much happier than that wording made me think

That’s a good dad

This is so pure

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

sprectum-deactivated20140324

He looks petrified

this-isnt-my-bra

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

lolodapsycho-deactivated2017030

HOLY SHIT

mamoru

one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.

my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me

silver-rayn123-deactivated20181

I had a sub in English once, on presentation day. And everyone goes up and does their thing, and then its my turn. The whole time im stuttering and mixing up my words, having to stop and re-say my sentences. The rest of the class is used to this and claps. However, by the time its over, the teacher is 100% done.

Starts saying horrible thing about how im going to have to get over my ‘fear of public speaking’ and how she’s heard 8 year olds give better presentations (plus worse things but I don’t really member them). By then im in tears and on the brink of a panic attack, and then she starts telling me off for crying The rest of the class is horrified. Then this boy stands up. He never been my friend and we never really got along, but he’d never bullied me. He told her in a pissed off, cold voice that in freshmen year I got a concussion and that I never really recovered from it, so all that was medical related and I couldn’t help it. Then he starts telling her off and the rest of the class joins him. The teacher is mortified and tries to cover her ass, but the whole class walked out and that boy took me by the shoulders and we all walked to the principles office and told him what had happened. Lets just say she isn’t teaching anymore. Also, turns out that boy had a sister like me, who couldn’t really speak. We’ve been best friends for 8 years and i’ll be his best woman at his wedding next year. The moral is that Teachers, even subs, and adults shouldn’t scold kids before knowing the whole story, because shit like that can fuck up kids self-esteem for the rest of their life.

twentnyonepilots

we’re not very good at this

trylerjoseph

you know that feeling when you haven’t listened to twenty one pilots in days maybe longer and you finally do

humorstaff

touchstarvedd

onlyblackgirl

spazzdhn

akron-squirrel

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

disgustinganimals

i just don’t get foreign films.

httpsjk

and here we have tyler joseph explaining that josh dun is indeed, a much cuter napper than he is.

culturistjack-deactivated201804

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.