Holy Lime & Carrots

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[switchbrainedholylime]

SON ZOMU | Goku in Zamasu's body

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[switchbrainedholylime]

It's so crazy that Goku is the most famous Son Wukong-inspired character but he's the ONLY one I can think of that CANNOT use shadow-clones.

[towerofbabyls]

Happiness as a mother, and happiness as an idol... It might be normal to have only one... but I want both! Ai Hoshino's a greedy girl, you know!

@PHNTASMGORIA && @LIELOVE. a pair of roleplay blogs featuring ruby hoshino && ai hoshino from oshi no ko. cherished by robin && mel.

That's right..... The reason I became an idol..... and kept climbing higher and higher...... is because I want to find the person who killed Mama and Sensei.

[switchbrainedholylime]

Zomu quickly jumped out of the way of the energy wave and onto the earth floor. He looked up at Piccolo, "Man! That was a flash from the past! We really haven't fought in a while, have we?"

The supreme Kai cracked his neck, "Nah, that was just good o' instant transmission. The supreme Kai version just teleports you to the Omni King. It wouldn't help in a fight."

Zomu the clenched his fists and tried to headbutt Piccolo in the stomach.

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// Pan Judged Spar [Piccolo & Zomu] - Part 4

“Yeah, I almost feel regret for missing out on one more fight before you switched bodies,” Piccolo replied. Though Goku was in a Kai’s body now, he could still feel that fighting instinct kick in from their clash.

“I see, then I can expect you to use it again,” he nodded at the correction. That instant transmission was always something to look out for, even harder now that it was hard to tell compared to other teleportation techniques. As he was headbutted in the stomach, Piccolo grabbed Zomu’s shoulders to hold the impact, then spun him while flying back to get some distance again.

“Hmph, guess there’s no better time for me to get accustomed to this. To shake off the instinct that is taboo to fight our universe’s Supreme Kai,” Piccolo commented, shrugging his shoulders some. He should take things up a notch then, this was just Goku in a more divine body.

“Let’s see how you handle this!” With the declaration, the Namek shot off two orange energy blasts that would home onto Zomu. The aim was for the blasts to curve their way in so they explode when they got close enough to each other and the target, to make it hard for him to evade the blast impact.

[switchbrainedholylime]

Zomu braced himself for the impact, knowing that he wouldn't escape it, and charged himself up. Then again, it could be time to bring out some new tricks that he's gained since he became Supreme Kai. Looking back at Piccolo with the same determined look as always.

"Still pretty damn good, ain't y'all? Lemmie show you something cool! Kachi Katchin!" Zomu created a bunch of sharp knives made of Katchin that floated around Piccolo in all directions, and then launched them at him while he ducked below and began to charge up an energy blast. He knew that Piccolo could regenerate, so it wouldn't kill him and disable the Dragon Balls.

Though he knew how much this movie hurt; Kibito had used it on him when they were arguing over helping the Namekians with the Frieza fungus. Katchin was the strongest material in the universe for reason, after all.

[switchbrainedholylime]

I love that Vegeta is basically the Ken of Dragon Ball. "I'm Just Vegeta" should be something that TFS makes if they still make stuff. Even the OG song just SCREAMS Vegeta.

[switchbrainedholylime]

How to piss off a god

@beforecreation

A lot of relationships were strained after the body swap with Zamasu and becoming the Supreme Kai of Universe 7, but none more so than the one between Zomu and Beerus.

Within a matter of months, it became pretty self-evident that as a partner, Beerus wasn't exactly...the greatest to deal with on a regular basis. Sweet Zeno bless Whis's heart.

Zomu had just came back from Universe 1 with some designs drawn up with new ideas for radishes that were hardy enough to withstand the fungi (nicknamed the 'Frieza fungi' by the elders for its ability to make their lives a living hell) that had been plaguing the Namekian's crops and ruining their soil.

After introducing them to the Namekians, who were overjoyed at the prospect of having a fighting chance against the Frieza fungus. Seeing the smiles on the small green children and tears on the adults melted the former Saiyan. It made the trip worthwhile, even if just for that reaction from his subjects alone. Hope was irreplaceable.

Zomu was now exhausted from sparring with some of Universe 1's most talented warriors. He just wanted to sit down with a well-cooked meal as Kibito prepared him some hearty stew when Zomu sensed the destroyer's energy approaching.

[beforecreation]

He'd have never believed it in a million years if he hadn't experienced it. Zomu... the kai formerly known as Goku, was his Supreme Kai. A battle loving Saiyan who put himself in danger time and time again for the thrill of getting stronger was now responsible for maintaining life in his universe. And perhaps he was doing far too much in that aspect, being more hands on than even Shin during his tenure, dealing with minor problems of mortals that someone of his rank should've had concerned himself with. Ordinarily, Beerus wouldn't care for what a Kai did in their spare time... Though Zomu had made the destroyer a bit more critical than he ever was before.

He never thought he'd prefer the geezer or the runt over any other choice, but Zomu had truly been too soft for his liking, which in itself was not innately a problem, except for any headaches that he'd get from the conversations the two would have. As much as the two would have disagreed before, it had gotten worse, and Beerus could no longer hold his standing over the Kai.

They were equals, whether he liked it or not.

"You really are something, aren't you, Zomu?"

Beerus's voice would be heard before he was seen, walking up behind Zomu with an expression of disapproval on his face. Moving into the Kai's field of view, he'd take a single, disinterested look at the stew that had been brewed by Kibito before returning his attention to Zomu.

"A Kai helping the Namekians fight off fungus of all things, one would think you were a gardener rather than a god."

[switchbrainedholylime]

Zomu looked up from his stew to the disappointed glare that Beerus had given him. Something was up, but he wasn't sure what he had done to deserve such a look.

It wasn't a secret to the other gods that Beerus and Zomu's relationship was...shaky at best from the start.

They fought the first time they met when Zomu was still Goku, Earth's strongest fighter. Back then, Bulma could intervene when things got too tense with the promise of delicious food. But now that Bulma had been dead for hundreds of years, that was option was off the table.

Whis took a neutral stance between the two of them, as was expected of the angel. Even then, the tension was still there and it was mounting with every minute. Each passing second felt like an eternity.

Kaioshins and Destroyer Gods were supposed to work together, not against each other.

Even though Zomu's actions had brought Universe 7's ranking from 3.18 to 4.08, there were still loud criticisms from his peers about being so hands-on and interacting so directly with his subjects.

Getting dirt on his uniform, going fishing barefoot, having meals with random mortals, and not combing his hair properly. Taking part in seasonal festivals where he'd play games with the people.

There was even an infamous time he allowed a mere child to yank at his divine potara earrings; all Zomu did was laugh at it and pet their soft head. It was jarring for Kibito or any other god to watch a god be so casually alright with such blatant disrespect.

Zomu had jokingly been dubbed "The Common People's Kai" by Anato, the Supreme Kai of Universe 1. Anato had long viewed Universe 7 as a "basket of uncivilized hicks", and in his view Zomu only confirmed his beliefs. Anato often joked to the other members of Zen-Oh's top 4 universes that Universe 7 was "so dirt poor that even their GODS are barefoot and toothless!".

Honestly, Zomu felt weird about even calling them his "subjects". He used to be one of them, after all. Also he had teeth; maybe there were less of them from all of the sparring and not taking care of them, but he had some.

"Lord Beerus! Pleasure to see you here! Shocked to see you're awake!" Zomu asked as he licked some of the last of the stew off of his spoon. He smiled as he savored the final drop. "I mean, I used to be a farmer, so they wouldn't be wrong."

Zomu stood up and stretched. "So why're you here, anyway?"

[beforecreation]

"Honestly, all these years and you're still as ignorant as ever."

He's a little irritated by the comment as to the deity being conscious, but he has no choice but to resort to verbal snark, for any threats or attempt to belittle his counterpart was about as useful as hitting his head against a brick wall repeatedly. Admittedly, there had been improvements compared to the time when the Tournament of Power was initially announced, but there was a far way to go. He despised that fact. This idea of consequences for his actions. The idea that he could be gone in an instant, not even being killed in battle- But simply blinked out of existence. And for that reason alone, he had concerned himself with the mortal level of his universe just a bit more than he did previously.

"I heard you were sparring with Universe 1's warriors. There are now assumptions that no one left in this universe that you feel is a proper challenge. Our universe already has a rather low mortal level, by you deciding to not only take care of the mortals' problems for them, but also seeking out proper fights in other universes... it's no wonder even that coward Quintela has a better mortal rating than us." He scoffs and folds his arms, refusing to acknowledge any part he had played in the long decline in the quality of his universe. Any acknowledgement would be wasted anyway, as he seemed to do very little in the way of actually improving the mortal level of Universe 7.

At the very least, his naps seemed to be much shorter than they once had been. Perhaps a bit more consideration went into what he destroyed as well.

"Do you intend to coddle them forever?" His tone of voice clearly irritated as he both literally and figuratively looked down on his Kai counterpart. They'll grow reliant on the gods for fix every little problem for them if you keep this up, and then we might as well be back where we started. And even worse, we might not have the warriors necessary to get the win we need for the next Tournament of Power."

[switchbrainedholylime]

Zomu held his soup in his hands even tighter than before. The idea of not having warriors did bother him. That would be rather boring. Though the idea of letting people suffer while he drank tea was even more infuriating--King Kai would NEVER do that! He worked so hard to train the Saiyan back when he was a "mere" mortal for the arrival of Vegeta and Nappa on Earth.

If King Kai had refused to train him, it'd be likely that he wouldn't be here as a god himself now. He wouldn't know the Kaio-ken or the Spirit bomb--the latter of which had SAVED the universe from Buu because Beerus was too busy sleeping to help!

Zomu threw the soup at the other god and started to charge himself up, "I WANNA TO BE THE GOD THAT I NEEDED WHEN I WAS A MORTAL, INSTEAD OF SITTING ON MY ASS ALL DAY!"

He then tensed up as he prepared a Kamehama, he shouted at Beerus. He hadn't been so livid in quite a while. "DID Y'ALL NEVER THINK THAT MAYBE ITS 'CAUSE O' YOU THAT WE NEED TO WORRY 'BOUT THE NEXT TOURNAMENT OF POWER!? 'CAUSE IT CERTAINLY WASN'T ME THAT LET FRIEZA BLOW UP ALL OF THOSE PLANETS!"

[27-orange-lily]

Vegeta's Pride ✊🌈 (read L⇒R)

Bonus me at Pride with my Vegeta sign under the cut

[clonedchaos]

OH MY GOSH YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I need that on a shirt!!!

[switchbrainedholylime]

Can you tag Daima spoilers please

I'm so SORRY!

[switchbrainedholylime]

OOC DAIMA REVIEW

So I watched the first episode of DAIMA, and...I swear the moment I saw Shin's evil brother I was like "OMG HE'S HOT I REGRET EVERYTHING I SAID--" and then I saw the hot sister and I was "MY BISEXUAL BITCH ASS IS NOT READY FOR THIS SHOW".

Screw all the Z-fighters and their whimsical adventures, I just want a show about these three and I guess the old Namek guy.

On another note, how does the new demon king guy know what a first-grader is (why are schools in the Demon Realm structured the same as Earth schools?), and why is it that every time a character shrunk by the Dragon Balls, their CLOTHES shrink with them? That doesn't make sense.

[switchbrainedholylime]

Though in honest, let me be REAL for a moment.

I'm glad that Toriyama got to produce something from the heart that he truly cared about before his death. I'm sure he's smiling from whatever afterlife there is.

I'm just dreading the rest of the series because, well, I have a different sense of humor than Toriyama, WHICH IS FINE BECAUSE HUMOR IS SUBJECTIVE; I found shows with dark, mature, satirical humor like Schitt's Creek, the Daily Show, and Arrested Development a lot more enjoyable than the OG Dragon Ball series. I don't find Master Roshi or Oolong funny. I'm grossed out by potty and pervy humor. I sat through half of the Pilaf saga with this stone expression on my face.

I was SO BORED.

I don't have the nostalgia or soft spot for the Pilaf saga or any of early OG Dragon Ball that I think is needed to enjoy Daima from the looks of things. I just watched the first episode and honestly...all I could think about is how anxious I am about the upcoming episodes.

I have a limited time on Earth and I don't want to force myself to watch something that I KNOW probably won't enjoy. The humor and jokes just weren't geared towards me, a lonely twisted manic pixie dream girl with severe depression and anxiety. And again, that's FINE. Humor is SUBJECTIVE. It's fine for two different people with different life experiences to have different senses of humor.

I've come to the conclusion that I think I'm too old for Dragon Ball. I'm not the audience, and maybe I should accept that I should just move on and find something that I'll enjoy more.

As far as this blog goes, activity will be A LOT LESS, but I might check in from time to time. But my muse is non-existent at this point.

[switchbrainedholylime]

OOC DAIMA REVIEW

So I watched the first episode of DAIMA, and...I swear the moment I saw Shin's evil brother I was like "OMG HE'S HOT I REGRET EVERYTHING I SAID--" and then I saw the hot sister and I was "MY BISEXUAL BITCH ASS IS NOT READY FOR THIS SHOW".

Screw all the Z-fighters and their whimsical adventures, I just want a show about these three and I guess the old Namek guy.

On another note, how does the new demon king guy know what a first-grader is (why are schools in the Demon Realm structured the same as Earth schools?), and why is it that every time a character shrunk by the Dragon Balls, their CLOTHES shrink with them? That doesn't make sense.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR SHARING A MEAL TOGETHER *  eating together is one of the greatest intimacies

are you going to finish that?

will you eat with me?

i've had a wonderful time.

this is the best thing i've ever eaten.

where did you learn how to make that?

i'm so hungry, i could eat a horse.

could you please pass the salt?

what do you like for breakfast?

which fork do i use?

who taught you to cook?

i don't care what we eat.

let's order a pizza.

they said the wait will be thirty minutes.

let's go grab something sweet after dinner.

how do you like your meat?

i know the chef!

i made us mimosas.

dinner turned out great!

i can't do spicy food.

what was your favorite meal growing up?

did you light those candles?

here, try this. tell me what you think.

why don't we just order takeout?

why don't we split something?

is that your foot under the table?

let's share a bottle of wine.

this place is too fancy for me.

does this taste funny?

did you eat all my fries?

this was a perfect date.

where did you learn to cook?

everything looks so good. i don't know what to get.

how many people are coming?

i don't usually sit at this table and eat.

take a sip. see if you like it.

i've been coming to this restaurant for years.

that's an amazing wine selection.

i'm so glad we decided to meet for brunch.

did you make all this? for me?

i spent all day cooking.

do you like seafood?

should we start with an appetizer?

here, have a bite of this.

i'm inviting you to dinner.

it doesn't have to be anything fancy, so long as it's with you.

let me have a bite of that.

i'm so full. i can barely eat another bite.

i can't have that. i'm allergic.

breakfast is served!

this is my favorite restaurant.

have you always been a good cook?

the bread's the best part!

why don't we grab two seats at the bar?

hey! that was mine!

i love spicy food.

want to go grab some sushi?

this is fancy.

i'll fill up your glass.

this is the first time i've ever cooked for someone.

why don't we go out to eat?

i'll have the same thing.

how do you like your eggs?

i promised you breakfast in bed.

we're never eating here again.

please stay for dinner. we can order something.

do we need anything else on the table?

this is way too salty.

see this? it's the perfect bite.

i'm sorry i burnt the food.

i'll eat the rest of this tomorrow for lunch.

did you leave room for dessert?

how long did this take to cook?

i can't find anything good on the menu.

this is delicious!

here, try some.

this is so romantic.

i've got the bill, don't worry.

i made some eggs and toast.

wish the food would hurry. i'm starving.

i'm not very good at cooking, am i?

it's just a little crispy.

[towerofbabyls]

Happiness as a mother, and happiness as an idol... It might be normal to have only one... but I want both! Ai Hoshino's a greedy girl, you know!

@PHNTASMGORIA && @LIELOVE. a pair of roleplay blogs featuring ruby hoshino && ai hoshino from oshi no ko. cherished by robin && mel.

That's right..... The reason I became an idol..... and kept climbing higher and higher...... is because I want to find the person who killed Mama and Sensei.

[punishedc00chie]

Green eyes alt!

[switchbrainedholylime]

Just now imagining Zomu in Goku's orange bomber jacket from the Cell Games arc

[switchbrainedholylime]

wait till you hear of "blue giant"

"Blue Giant? Wait...is that like, a big BLUE Oozaru?" Zomu asked.

[switchbrainedholylime]

"Goten and Trunks showed me this 'Blue Lock' show about moody kids whose eyes change colors. I thought your hair was supposed to do that." Zomu scratched his head and hunched over while he watched an episode as Pan slept in a pile of blankets next to him.

(Note: the mun has NO knowledge of Blue Lock and has only seen 1 episode so if any RPers from that fandom want to chime in you're welcome it's just a funny joke I thought of)

[switchbrainedholylime]

Muns, besides your muse, what DB character do you relate to the most? I have a mix of Gohan, Supreme Kai, and Android 16.