Mildly Amusing.Mostly Annoying.

I'm Des! they/them 30s (I put the cry in cryptid) twitch.tv/switchtodecaf

[dogpuppy]

[lumi-lex]

I need the “one of us almost didn’t come back home” sex where you’re clinging to one another desperately and it’s not quite clear where you end and they begin but you’re together and not intending on parting

[largishcat]

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[leebrontide]

I’ve never seen a kid struggle with the concepts of someone being gay, trans, or nonbinary.

I did once have to explain to an almost 3 year old why a chihuahua wasn’t a cat and let me tell you THAT was a struggle and the kid was very mad about it.

[fancyladssnacks]

@asynca I am deceased at your tag

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

[gayward-vagabond]

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[calvinandhobbes]

she let me hit cause i support my public library

[chromaticabrasions]

horny

[chromaticabrasions]

not horny anymore i want to be loved

[chromaticabrasions]

horny again

[simply-a-dream]

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great I’m ugly too

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[willgrahamscock]

[brawltogethernow]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[boltlightning]

I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

[boltlightning]

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

[ceruleanheaven]

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free