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'retired' writer with a stem day job

[eiiegeia]

"Rob, there is a clear difference between a medical doctor and someone with a PhD!"

[y00bi]

smug ass~

wipe that roblox smile off your face 😡🫵🫵👅

[jembu]

Completely soaked and messy 🫦 (I'm obsessed with how powerful Waterboy turned out here, hehhe)

🐟Full Here🐟

[eiiegeia]

...Before he can feel the strain, one of Herm’s palms slides under the curve of his belly to help support it...

- a drop, and then the ocean, Chapter 17 by @pinkpilct

did some art for the latest chapter 👀 go read it and give pinkpilot some love!!

(the full thing is over on 🌶️twt or bsky!)

[azuritee]

if i´m stressed i have to make him stressed, that´s how this works

[akilian]

🖤🤍🤎“Shall we dance?”

[trbutolba]

𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓑𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂.

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[sshol]

[gwensketch]

hold me, console me

[lmobiusl]

My adorable sleepy watermech… and of course Beef with them!! 🥹💔

[swolbean]

Hermkawa and Hachibert Standee [INTEREST FORM]

Hey, I've decided to make a form for this so it's easier to keep track of anyone that's interested in recieving one of these. This little thing is entirely free of charge! 💛🩵

Hermkawa and Hachibert standee Interest Form

Form for individuals who wish to recieve a free little standee from me (@greekmythos__) based on my own art. This is entirely free and I am

[swolbean]

for everyone that has yet to give me their details for the hermkawa and hachibert standees, please check your emails and response ASAP as I will be getting some extra freebies this weekend and starting to post stuff out by end of next week 🫡

[turingstea]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84704241

forgot to post this but here’s my first contribution to @watermechweek !

excessive lube in my mind turns into uhhhhh. slime? haha. who knows.

[swolbean]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Top Waterboy | Herman, Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Villain Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch), villain Waterboy au, inappropriate use of tools, Inappropriate Use of The Astral Pulse, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Kidnapping, Humilation, Dacryphilia, Bondage, Fingering, Water as Lube, Identity Porn, Kinda, self-cucking, Slight NTR | Netorare, Mind Break, Mind Manipulation, Electricity, Electro-Stimulation, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Aphrodisiacs, Blackmail, Alternate Universe, No beta we die like my sanity pt 3 Series: Part 2 of à la carte (villain waterboy au) Summary:

Robert woke up in the middle of a barren room, stripped down naked and tied up. He had no idea how he got here, where he was and what exactly he was here for.

Looking around his surroundings, his eyes locked onto the only other person in the room: Malicestrom.

Holding his Astral Pulse between his gloved fingertips. [#WATERMECHWEEK NSFW DAY 4 - Inappropriate Use of Tools] @watermechweek

[san-marzano]

beef bracelet!

[swolbean]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Top Waterboy | Herman, Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch), Trans Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, stuck in vent, Floor Sex, Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Frottage, Grinding, Vaginal Sex, Crack Treated Seriously, Robert Robertson | Mecha Man Needs a Hug, Love Confessions, Requited Love, Waterboy | Herman Has Hyperspermia (Dispatch) Summary:

Sometimes it's best to leave an unidentified spill coming out of an open vent alone instead of proactively going out of your way to clean it up.

[AKA: Waterboy gets stuck in a vent and Robert decides to help himself.]

[#WATERMECHWEEK NSFW DAY 2 - Stuck in Something] @watermechweek

[swolbean]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man/Waterboy | Herman Characters: Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman (Dispatch) Additional Tags: Top Waterboy | Herman, Bottom Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Waterboy | Herman Has a Big Dick (Dispatch), Public Sex, Locker Room Sex, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Fingering, Anal Sex, Crushing, Requited Love, First Time, no beta we die like my sanity, Implied/Referenced sex toys, Hero Worship, Slight Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Accidental Love Confessions, slight jealousy, over a damn sex toy omfg, no beta we die like my actual sanity Summary:

Waterboy tended to stay back after his shift even after being promoted to a hero, mostly due to already being used to his own self-imposed schedule. In between the day shift clocking out and night shift trickling in, he finds himself at a scene he had only envisioned in his own fantasies since the tender age of sixteen.

[AKA: Waterboy gets caught watching Robert masturbate in the locker room showers.]

[#WATERMECHWEEK NSFW DAY 1 - Public/Office Sex] @watermechweek