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Rewatched the Kamen Rider OOO 10th anniversary movie and i think that whenever we get around to Kamen Rider OOO's 20th anniversary (if the 10th anniversary movie is still canon) they should either let Ankh sacrifice himself so that he can finally be together with Eiji in death OR they should bring Eiji back somehow.

Killing Eiji off (not just killing him, killing him off-screen) in the 10th anniversary movie was a god damn fumble.

Sure, we got the pretty cool final battle that mirrored the final battle in the original show with Ankh and Eiji switching places but Eiji being dead the whole time and only really interacting with Ankh as a ghost after a DECADE apart just rubbed me the wrong way.

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The family from Malcolm in the Middle could beat the shit out of the family from The Middle and it wouldn't even be close.

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Okay but imagine a Star Fox game with on-foot segments done by the Splatoon devs

I think that could be pretty cool.

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New photorealistic Pigma makes me want a remake of Star Fox Assault so we can have photorealistic Aparoid body horror

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I'll gladly take a proper remake of Star Fox 64 for a new generation over something like Zero that's just SF64 but worse

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The new Star Fox designs are growing on me and with the apparent rebranding going on with this being JUST "Star Fox" maybe this could become the new foundation to move the series forward finally

Now we just need the Ocarina of Time remake and the joke that going from Switch to Switch 2 is like going from DS to 3DS will be complete

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As much as i love the Switch and Switch 2 and the Steam Deck and such i do miss when handheld consoles where a fraction of the size and the graphics forced people to get creative when putting games on them.

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We need Dan & Phil to play Tomodachi Life

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I want a Kamen Rider Geats and Zeztz crossover only so that Sae and Nasuka can meet and have their dynamic be that everyone thinks they look alike but them.

Yeah sure it's a basic joke but still.

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Are we sure Chuck Norris's cause of "death" isn't just a cover up for him actually getting jumped and getting his cowboy ass beat lightning fast by

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White

And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight

And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie

And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?

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So i got Pokopia today.

Charmander and Bulbasaur are precious babies and if you make them cry nobody will find your body.

That's all! :)

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I kinda wish Marathon was a single player game or atleast had a single player campaign because the aesthetics look sick.

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Not people conveniently starting to care about Pokemon alternatives as soon as the new Pokemon generation is revealed. 🙄

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People online when a company releases a new console and starts producing games for that instead of the almost a decade old predecessor:

Every time.

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Having Gen 1 available on the Switch through the Firered and Leafgreen ports is great and all but can we please stay away from Kanto for a while?

Can we go somewhere else?

Give Johto another chance to shine for once instead of having it fall into the shadow of its older sibling.

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Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

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He wants them dead but one of them keeps annoying Gandalf and he finds that quite humorous.

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Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.