test tube crusher

call me bones | i dont know what im doing, but im trying my god damn best. | 22 | asexual | agender | icon: https://picrew.me/image_maker/400146 | can not be trusted to handle glass test tubes or beloved franchises without breaking something

[nanzyn]

guys I think planes give me gender envy

[nanzyn]

crying because I'll never be Her

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[daysleftofsecondterm]

962 days left

[mass-4-shut-ins]

Pictures I took of a burning building at midnight years ago 

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[crazysodomite]

their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free

[doomedmutual]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[sunburnt-brian]

[huegor]

2009: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2010: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2011: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2012: maybe it’s not my weekend but it’s gonna be my year.

2013: ah, fuck it.

[that-writing-protatogen]

Had a dream where wasps were the size of dogs and one licked me for salt even though they were massive. Weirdest dream I have had, not bad tho.

Like they had mandibles open up to the sides and bottom and everything it was obscenely vivid

[silly-signs]

Beware, trampoline may +PARRY

[lovesicklobotomy]

[metal-autistic-coven]

Happy pride month to him

[emily-e-draws]

figure studies but make it murderbot <3 altogether too excited for this show to start airing.. gotta practice drawing the fave and its funky armor in preparation

[emily-e-draws]

knew yall would see the vision

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[warerayumemitaasugakuruyo]

[saprophilous]

Zal, oc commission for lilithium_major on twitter⭐️

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

happy pride