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⎯⎯ NSFW ALPHABET
visual is for vibes only, reader’s appearance is nondescript!
pairing: patrick zweig x fem!reader
warnings: SMUT - MINORS DNI
word count: 1.8k
a/n: cheeky double-upload day for you all - enjoy ❤️
I FOUND GOLD
I can still feel the heat...🔥🌞
My national anthem
You can literally see it in his eyes:
When he realizes that Shane isn't actually upset and he's going to have so much fun with this. His little smile, too!!
this some gay shit that I DO messy heavily
— 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐡!𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤
art donaldson as…spider-man!
patrick zweig as…the human torch!
𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 @cloudedhouse @angelryex @loonylups @bluberrychampagne @stargral @alphabetically-deranged @patrickzweigsdefender @charmedntruer @severe-mental-illness @aemondsbbgx 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
NSFW ALPHABET Finnick Odair
WARNINGS: kinky shit, mentions of cum eating, kinks like breeding and exhibitionism, pussy eating, sex, rough sex, vanilla sex, sex, sex, and sex.
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A: Aftercare, what is he like after sex? He's super cuddley after sex. He loves to hold you and talk about random things while playing with your hair until you both fall asleep.
B: Body part, what's his favorite body part of yours? He adores your stomach, no matter how 'big' you think you are. He loves to place his hands there. Whether he's hugging you from the back or he's lying in between your legs eating you out.
C: Cum, Anything that has to do with cum. As I said earlier, he loves you stomach, so he definitely loves to cum on there. I feel like he'll also lick it up? He doesn't mind the mess, actually I think it may be what turns him on even more. Dont get me wrong he LOVES to cum in you though.
D: Dirty secrets. Does he have any dirty secrets? He definitely does. First, he likes to eat his own cum. Second, he for sure gets turned on by the thought of getting caught by someone. God, the amount of times he thought about fucking you during the games when thousands people are watching is insane.
E: Experience. How experienced is he? He's experienced, he had to be for what the capital did to him. All im saying is he's pretty good at what he does.
F: Favorite position. What's his favorite position? He loves the classic missionary. He loves seeing your face as he basically fucks you into next year.
G: Goofy. How goofy is he during sex? He not too goofy, he'll let out a giggle or two for no reason and you'll giggle back, but he's pretty much always is serious.
H: Hair. How well groomed is he? He likes to clean up down there. For you, he could care less. Whatever your comfortable with!
I: intimacy. How intimate is he? He is super intimate. He loves slow and passionate sex. Looking into your eyes as he slowly fucks you.
J: Jack off (masturbation). Do they jack off? Yes, but only when your not there, or if you're sleeping. He much prefers your hands.
K: Kinks. Does he have kinks? Yes. Oh God yes. When it's not slow, it's rough. And I mean rough. As I mentioned earlier, he obviously is an exhibitionist. He doesn't know why but it just turns him on so much. And if you ask, he doesn't mind choking you either. He DEFINITELY has a breeding kink... you'll most likely be on birth control. I feel like he won't actually do it but he fantasizes about blindfolding you. For sure. Also not a kink but he is a MAJOR pussy eater! He loves to look up at your face as he's making you cum with his tongue.
L: Location. Where's his favorite place to have sex? He prefers to have sex in the bedroom, but if he's REALLY horny he absolutely does not mind having it in the kitchen.
M: Motivation. What turns him on? You. Anything you do. You. You. You. But in all seriousness, you in dresses. The way they frame you body or lift up your boobs a little...
N: No. What will he not do? He will not hurt you. A couple slaps on the ass is fine, so is choking but really anything beyond that is a no.
O: Oral, do they enjoy giving or getting? He LOVES eating your pussy, and I mean LOVES 😩. Any chance he gets he WILL eat you out, no questions asked. He does enjoy getting head too, looking down at you as you gag on his dick is like heaven.
P: Pace, slow or fast? Depends on the mood of course. He is a sucker for slow sex though.
Q: Quickie, how does he feel about them? He doesn't mind them, but he prefers longer...sessions with you.
R: Risk, does he take risks during sex? Sometimes.. if you two are at a house party he may take you into the bathroom and fuck you, intentionally leaving the door unlocked. And like I said he has a breeding kink...he will not cum in you if ur not on birth control.
S: Stamina, how long can they go? I feel like he can go for about 3-4 rounds if it's a kinky night ifykwim. But if its a slow and sensual moment probably 1-2 rounds.
T: Toys, do they enjoy using toys? You two probably have a couple of vibrators..maybe a Fleshlight for him.
U: Unfair, how much do they tease? He can be such a tease.. whispering suggestive things into your ear while you two are training.. lingering touches that leave you weak in the knees.. and finally when you two get home.. he'll fuck you over and over again.. with either his dick.. or his tongue.
V: Volume, are they vocal during sex? Finnick gets loud... His moans are like music to your ears..shit maybe his own. He loves to let you know how good your doing. Moaning praises everytime he fucks your face or your pussy.
W: Wild card (random headcanon). He loves to fuck your thighs..he doesn't even know why. Maybe it's the way they hug his dick while he pushes through them?.. Oh, and he DEFINITELY talks you through it. "There you go..." Or "Just like that..let go..I got you.'
X: X-ray, what going on down there? He's around, maybe above, the average. He's 6.3 inches, but he's got girth.
Y: Yearning, how high is his sex drive? I say it depends on you, but it's pretty high.. like i said he can go for 4 rounds.
Z: Zzz, does he fall asleep quickly after? Yes, he gets really sleepy after. All he wants to do is cuddle into you and rest. He can't decide if he likes fucking you to sleep or talking you to sleep more. Even though he's tired he can go on and on about random things, like the stars.
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A/N: HELLOOO my irl friend is gonna read this and I'm freaking out 🤗. Anyways hope you all like it <3
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pairing: 2006 art Donaldson x female reader.
cw: obviously nsfw, suggestive, teasing, piv, unprotected sex!! (wrap it before u tap it.) lots of submissive art!
A = aftercare (what they’re like after sex.)
suuuper clingy, i can imagine him slipping into subspace easily, laying his head on your chest as you stroke his hair, nuzzling his nose into your neck mumbling little “thank you”s, you’d probably have to make him drink water, dragging his tall frame to the shower.
B= body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
his favorite body part of his is definitely his abs/torso, he’s not a very confident guy but he finds his abs nice, he’d flaunt them in the mirror before his shower. his favorite body part of yours is probably your ass, the way it jiggles as you walk, or when your ridding him he reaches around you to grip it as you bounce on him.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum, basically.)
he’s a squirter, as in when he busts his nut it reaches his face, won’t stop flowing for a couple seconds. i can imagine him having a tinge of hyperspermia, it coats his abs as he strokes himself through his orgasm. he’ll groan as you pull him out of you in reverse cowgirl, his sperm dripping out of your entrance down to your clit as he whines under you.
D= dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
he’d definitely be into cucking, the idea of you sucking off Patrick in front of him really gets his gears going, he’ll whimper and whine in the corner, begging for you to even look at him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
i’d say not very, you’d probably take his virginity at his dorm one night, he writhes under you as you bathe in what you just did, he’s whispering little ‘oh my god’s under his breath.
F= favorite position (this goes without saying)
i’d say he likes cowgirl or missionary, when he’s feeling a little dominant i’d say he likes missionary more, when he’s a little subby puppyboy he’d like cowgirl.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
i’d say it would depend on the day he’s had, stressful practice? he’s whining under you, or begging for you. good result on his mid terms? he’s cracking jokes and chuckling under his breath.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he’s smooothhh, not a hair in sight, i’d say he’s very particular about his body hair, he probably waxes tbh, he wouldn’t care about your body hair, he’s not picky.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
this probably comes back to G, it would just depend, he keeps eye contact like crazy, no matter what mood he’s in.
J = Jack off (masturbation head-canon)
he probably does it every day, has pocket pussies everywheree, probably has at least 4 in his drawer next to his bed, he’s probably very picky about them, how realistic they are or how big they are.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
loves feet, sorry 🤷♀️, fucking you in missionary with your feet in his face, sucking and licking on the soles softly. he’d probably also like public stuff, loves when you push him into a public bathroom to jerk him off or suck him off, he lasts at least 5 minutes.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his dorm is top tier obviously, but he also likes fucking you in the court showers, late at night when there’s no one there, he’s sweaty from just practicing, chefs kiss.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
basically anything, he’s got a semi half the time you’re with him from you simply existing, when you’re playing tennis and your skirt rides up, revealing your smooth thigh, he’d have to adjust himself in his pants, or when your simply studying, the way you push the pen into your mouth when you’re thinking, he’d have to put a pillow in his lap.
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
probably hates degradation, reminds him of his childhood, the first time you’d try it he’d probably abruptly stop, shutting down as soon as you called him a whore, it’s something that you would probably see as a small thing, but it’s huge for him, he takes it right to the heart.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
he LOVES giving, begging you to sit on his face after practice, when you give in he’ll mutter little ‘mmthank you-‘s into your pussy, he ofc also loves when you give, but he’s not as enthusiastic about it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
also depends on his mood, tashi bothering him at practice? fast, inconsistent strokes. win a tournament? slow sensual movements, circling your clit with it.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
so many quickies, in between classes? quickie. in the shower before practice? quickie. in the bathroom during practice? quickie. he LOVES a good quickie.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
loves it, he’s into pretty much anything, wanna piss in his mouth? go ahead, wanna try a new position? his body is yours, wanna get patrick involved? he was already thinking that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
obviously his stamina is pretty good due to his decades of tennis, he’d probably tap out at 3 rounds at most, his body so overstimulated to the point of him begging to stop.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
as i said i feel like he’d have a bunch of pocket pussies, he’d be open to using a vibrator on your clue while he pounds into your entrance, not like those alpha males that are against them. (pat is 100% one of those)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
i’d say he wouldn’t tease a lot, your mostly the one doing that, he’ll tease a bit before you give him that look, he’d stop immediately.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
pretty loud, probably whimpering and groaning into your ear, whining slightly as you squeeze your walls around him.
W = Wild card (a random head-canon for the character)
he loves the way you smell, he’ll nuzzle his nose into your armpit breathing you in, falling asleep there, especially after a sweaty practice, before you’d hop in the shower he come up behind you sniffing your neck, nipping at it softly.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
not rlly sure what to put here tbh, he’s probably around 8inches, pink tip, circumcised, probably curves to the right a bit, his nipples are the same color as his tip, a light pink, probably around #DB8F8D (hex code) or #FFBEC2, he’s just a behbeh.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
he’s probably over sexual, apologizing at times for how needy he’s being, would sit and beg for you for hours if he had too.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
he’s probably the type of guy to be asleep before you even ask him if he’d okay, his post nut clarity probably hits pretty hard too, he’s wriggle in his sleep as you wipe him off.
THIS TOOK SO LONG, iv been working on this for WEEKS. like it shouldn’t have taken that long but alright. 🤷♀️
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Slim Pickens
[boyfriend] art donaldson x male reader
summary: art wants to pleasure his boyfriend for putting up with his long training hours.
wc: 700+
notes: MDNI, FDNI, oral sex (r!receiving), swearing, facial fucking, praising kink.
Art finishes up in the bathroom and immediately drops down onto his knees as he looks at your man-spread position, knowing exactly what you want from him. He seductively crawls over to you, making sure to arch his back for the life of him. As he crawls over and rests his hands on your shins, slowly caressing up and down feeling your body quiver beneath his touch, “It's been so long since you've even touched me Art.” You say to him in a low tone and his face contorts with sadness as he realises he's been too focused on tennis and not his lovely boyfriend. “I-I know baby, I promise tonight will be all about you.” Art admits to you with a dark hungry smirk on his face and a lustful look behind his eyes.
“You know how much I love it when you look up at me like that.” You mumble out in a low tone as your eyes focus on your boyfriend down on his knees inbetween your legs his hands grazing over your hardening clothed cock. “This is the least I can do for making you put up with my long, long scheduling hours.” Art lets out in a desperate tone as he continues to palm away at your ever growing cock. You bite away at your lower lip as you feel Art's hands grip either side of your pyjama bottoms, pulling them down to reveal the bush that was concealed, and the further he pulls it down the more eager he becomes as your large meat flops out completely and Art gasps, “F-Fuck, it's been so long. I've forgotten how large... and well endowed you are.” Art says in a serious tone, which causes you to chuckle slightly.
Art's lower lip quivers as he adjusts his body forward, wrapping his lips around your firey red tip that is gushing with pre-cum. His tongue swirls around your tip as your head falls back and your eyes flutter around, feeling the intense pleasure corrupt your body. “M-Mhm!” You grunt out as your eyes completely flutter back, feeling the warmth of his tongue wrap around your tip, “A-AH!” You gasp out as Art slides down taking the entirety of your girthy cock, tracing his tongue along the prominent vein. Art gurgles as your pre-cum and his spit mix together in his mouth as he begins to pick up the pace as he places each hand on either side of your exposed thighs. “O-Oh fuck!” You gasp in pure lust.
You wrap your thighs around his face, pulling him in further, Art buries his face into your pubes. Art's eyes flutter up to meet with yours, and they slightly begin to water as he feels his throat tighten around your length. “P-Pretty Boy.” You mumble out in a sharp grunt as you feel Art's tongue works its way around your girthy length. Art can't help but grow a big smile on his face as he hears your words of affirmation and your body jolts as you look down at his cock-full mouth and how his throat bulges slightly as your hardened cock curves down his throat awaiting for the fountain of cum that will pour down his throat in the upcoming moments.
After a long while of Art desperately sucking the life out of your cock, you near your most desperately needed release. You throw your head back entirely as you grip at the scruff of Art's hair as you manually use his mouth as a fleshlight, he patiently awaits the flood of cum he so desperately deserves. “F-Fuck, im gonna-” You blurt out and Art's eyes widen with excitement, but before you can finish your sentence your eyes flutter back and you shoot your thick creamy load down Art's throat as you hold him in place. You take a couple deep breaths as you release your grip on Art and he pulls away with a loud gurgled gasp as he swallows your entire load.
Art breathes heavily as he stares up at you, “That must've been atleast a couple weeks worth of cum.” You chuckle as you hear his words, you lean forward and pull him up off the floor and onto your lap. “I love you so much, baby, you know that. Right?” You say softly and he nods his head “I know, I know. I love you too.” he confesses and he leans in and softly presses his lips against yours. You moan into the kiss as you taste your own cum in his mouth you pull away and you both look at each other and start laughing, holding one another.
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DREAM
"Shower Together, Save Water" (TBOSAS x Challengers crossover)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
When Coriolanus pushes open the door to the showers, Sejanus is sitting on the bench next to one of the shower stalls, his head leaning back against the wall and his eyes closed.
"You good?" Coriolanus asks, unsure if he should have taken Sejanus to the bathroom first.
Sejanus brings his head up with a lopsided grin. "'M just dizzy. I've been way more drunk than this, so don’t worry, I’ll be fine."
"All right, I'll take your word for it." Coriolanus hangs up their towels and leaves their clothes on the center sinks.
Still sitting, Sejanus peels off his T-shirt, dropping it on the floor before pulling down his bathing suit and leaving him in his boxer briefs.
Coriolanus itches to touch his bare skin but forces himself to turn away instead. "Do you need help getting up?" he asks, looking at the shower stall to distract himself, but deep down hopes Sejanus says yes so he can touch him.
"Probably," Sejanus agrees. Coriolanus slides his arm under Sejanus', wrapping it around his waist and pulling him up. Sejanus' arms are suddenly wrapping around Coriolanus, and Sejanus rests his head against his, breathing deeply. "You smell like firewood," he mumbles.
"Well, we were just next to a bonfire," Coriolanus says, wrestling with the desire to either keep letting Sejanus hold him or try to remove himself from his arms.
Sejanus chooses for him as he lets go before sighing, "Can you help me rinse off the sand?
Coriolanus' face flushes. "Isn't that what the shower is for?"
"Yeah, but I can't reach all the sand on my back," he says, swaying slightly. “Plus, I might fall and hit my head, and then you’ll still have to come into the shower to rescue me.”
"Fine, get in the shower," Coriolanus replies before he can overthink it, and Sejanus opens the door with an exaggerated motion. Coriolanus follows him in, still fully clothed, and Sejanus twists the shower faucet, waiting a few seconds for the water to warm up. He sighs in pleasure as the warm water hits his skin.
"Okay, let's get you clean so I can shower too," Coriolanus says as he reaches for the soap in Sejanus' shower caddy.
"You could shower with me," Sejanus suggests as he watches Coriolanus apply some soap to his hands.
Coriolanus laughs. "You're so drunk, Sejanus.”
“Not that drunk.”
“Come on, you don't actually want to shower together."
"I really don't mind," Sejanus insists. "Plus, we're saving water if we shower together. Think of the drought.”
"I don't think that's true," Coriolanus says, but he strips off the sweatshirt and T-shirt anyway.
For all his horny thoughts, he still feels hesitant to initiate anything, especially because Sejanus called him his first real friend.
And real friends don't want to fuck each other the way Coriolanus finally admits to himself that he wants to fuck Sejanus.
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2/2 bisexuals say THE NECKLACE STAYS ON
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What is it with the gays being so intense at the club
your assigned ilya of the day is manspreading and chewing the fuck out of a hoodie string whilst feeling 20 shades of horny and competitive
shhh don't disturb him he's about to enter a 10 year long situationship let him cook