Hey Moon, Please Forget To Go Down

Sailor. Student. Brooding in San Diego. Happily engaged. Leg press enthusiast. Sometimes I’m vegetarian for two days. Ask me things

[parkchanwoohoo]

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

[parkchanwoohoo]

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gokuma]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen-deactivated20260805]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[californiadreamboy]

Stop putting this on my dash

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

BLACKBERRY LIME BARS

Follow for recipes

Get your FoodFfs stuff here

[nursepup-deactivated20150910]

this is probably the only sex gif i will ever reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[leviathan-supersystem]

so uhhh

was he supposed to do a jump there

or is this like… what they planned from the begining

[the-evil-conservative-deactivat]

Good question.

[leviathan-supersystem]

unfollow me

[the-evil-conservative-deactivat]

Uh, why?

[leviathan-supersystem]

i despise you and your political philosophy and also your blog is terrible?

like i only occasionally blog about politics, but i do very much believe capitalism must be destroyed and global international communism must be established, so like…. why is it confusing that i don’t want you following my blog.

[the-evil-conservative-deactivat]

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

[theraddragon]

What the fuck is going on in this post

[beekeep]

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

[irlpinkiepie]

iComrade

[weppy]

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you know I had to do it to em

[swordfish-ii-blog]

[swordfish-ii-blog]

21st century romance @allcreamcheesenobagel

[swordfish-ii-blog]

Happy st Patrick’s Day

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

This is beautifully hilarious. 👆🏾 Gay Culture

You can tell the camera person knew they both were bout to propose! Lol

[wannabe-pinterest-mom]

I love this so much 😍💕💕

[shuxa]

[swordfish-ii-blog]

Hello to the FBI agent watching all my shower FaceTime calls

[swordfish-ii-blog]

[swordfish-ii-blog]

[swordfish-ii-blog]

[slushi]

BITCH WE OUT HERE TAKIN OUR

M E D S

AND DRINKIN THAT UHHHH

W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

WE’LL GET THERE

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[swordfish-ii-blog]

Saturday night cardio