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shallxt

🎶There’s some whores in the house 🎶

🎶I said certified freaks. Seven days a week. 🎶

🎶WET. ASS. PUSSY.

Make that pullout game weak.🎶

swordsmanzahha

Boy you’re about to make me act tf up--

#shallxt #Shallot's bussy game TOO strong

shallxt:

“What do you mean? Yeah I like men–and girls. I mean, anyone whose nice to me.”

P-People who are nice to him?!

“Ah, well...Shallot! You don’t smell like absolute garbage today!” Nailed it.

#shallxt #sdkjfhdsf HE IS...........A GAY #Zahha vc: You are really about to make me act up

@shallxt

“Do you like men?”

shallxt:

“Prepare to be surprised! Cause I ain’t going easy on you, Z!” And off he went, shooting right towards his friend to throw the first punch. He was going to strike first and hit hard!

“I’d expect nothing less, if you’re a Saiyan!”

The other mans excitement was contagious. Zahha’s smile widened as he deftly evaded Shallot’s initial attack, feeling the briefest brush of his fist on his body. His swords floated at his sides, ready to attack when called upon.

#shallxt #GOOD #WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE ABOUT HERE

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“Get ready!”

swordsmanzahha

“Heh. Alright, show me how much stronger you’ve gotten since we saw each other last!”

#shallxt #Zahha vc: babe I missed u tell ur brother to chill

mariatallchief

Roberto Bolle (x)

#musings

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@swordsmanzahha asked: ❝Come on! Would you hold still?❞

“No! Get away from me!!”

He did NOT need a bath! He just had one!! So he almost got eaten by a monster, he blew himself right out anyway! He didn’t need a SECOND bath soon soon.

“I DON’T WANT ONE I’M JUST GONNA GET DIRTY AGAIN ANYWAY!”

swordsmanzahha

“YOU LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A DROWNED RAT!” Zahha had Shallot by the scruff, dragging him to the water-filled basin. No clean bathtub deserved this.

“How the hell can you show yourself to any of your godly friends when you smell like this?! Have you no shame? It’s an affront to decency everywhere-- and my nose!”

#shallxt #STINKY

wellthisisembarrassing

shallot and zahha stickers are here! You can order them here.

#musings #self #Shallot

balletroyale

Alexander Campbell

#musings

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Anonymous said: Drabble time! Shallot … if Zahha is revealed to be the true culprit of the entire tournament.

“Pero, ¿por qué Zahha?“

“Para poner a prueba mis habilidades, chico mono.”

“Además, deseo robar la fortuna petrolera de la familia Saiyan y vengarme de su malvado gemelo Giblet que se acuesta con mi padre.”

PERO POR QUÉ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

swordsmanzahha

#shallxt #crack?!#god he better not be the mastermind #because that is one hell of a game of 4D chess if he is

“You’ve done well Shallot. Despite everything, you really pulled through.

Now, go beat the shit out of your brother.”

#dash commentary #give him a real wedgie

shallxt

@swordsmanzahha: “Can you be a fucking man and watch Ponyo with me?”

“NO! The fish girl’s creepy! She’s got weird stick arms and chicken legs.”

swordsmanzahha

“Have you ever thought that perhaps she would find you creepy, Shallot?”

#shallxt

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@swordsmanzahha: “I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

How could he compare with that? Zahha called an entire damn last time and folks who were literally last time he checked–dead. Whatever strings he pulled, Shallot way out of his depth. “Uh..” He looks through his mental contact list. Goku? No…Bulma? Of course not! Jaco? Maybe..Never Lord Beerus or Whis. He looks around panicked, “I DON’T HAVE ANY OTHER COOL FRIENDS.”

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