Incorrect BTS

Incorrect quotes They/ Them || Multistan

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And if I become a layout account? 🧍

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Hoseok: Our relationship is about business.

Yoongi: IM SORRY??

Yoongi: I THINK NOT.

Yoongi: IS THIS WHAT BETRAYAL FEELS LIKE?

Yoongi: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS NOT ABOUT BUSINESS.

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Suga: Who are you?

Agust D: I’m you, but I can say ‘fuck.’

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Taehyung: Donuts are just bagels with frosting.

Namjoon: Why are you back in my room at 3 in the morning?

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Taehyung: Jimin, let go of the donut.

Jimin: Never.

Taehyung: Ji-

Namjoon: For fuck sakes there’s TWO donuts right there.

Taehyung: BUT I WANT THE PINK ONE.

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Jimin: I hate you.

Jungkook, opening a window: I hate you too. See you.

Jimin: Jungkook, waIT NO NO. JUNGKOOK.

Jungkook, hanging from outside the window: Hyung.. I know I said I hate you, but now, I really do need your help.

Jin from down below, holding groceries: WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE YOU TWO.

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Class of 2020

Yoongi, sad:

Hoseok: Yoongi what’s wrong?

Yoongi: Don’t talk to me.

Hoseok: Why? Did I do something wrong?

Yoongi, on the verge of crying: we didn’t do our little dance during boy with luv.

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Namjoon: Where the fuck is Jungkook? WHERE IS JUNGKOOK?

Jungkook, calling Namjoon: Hyung! I’m about to jump off a plane! Isn’t that exciting! Look I’m right above you!

Jin: Jungkook! JUNGKOOK HE PASSED OUT.

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Yoongi: Today we shall learn about respecting each other and using manners.

Jungkook: Since when did you care about respecting someone?

Yoongi: Shut the fuck up and listen you little brat.

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Taehyung: The size of your hand is your font size for sign language.

Namjoon: What the fuck.

Taehyung: Sorry I should go to bed, it’s 3 am.

Namjoon: No wait come back, your going somewhere with this.

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feel better bub ! font feel obligated to post. take care of yourself first 🥺

I sure will! And thank you! ✨

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I hope you have a quick recovery! 💜

Thank you very much! 🥺

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So I’m here in the hospital right now, had to have surgery because of reasons. And I was planning on posting incorrect quotes, but I might do it after I recover.

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Jungkook:

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Yoongi on Vlive

Yoongi: It’s my birthday.

ARMY: Happy birthday!

That one ARMY: Studies have shown that the more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Yoongi: nO sHiT sHerLoCk.

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Jin: Would one of you guys wake up Yoongi?

Taehyung: No.

Jin: I’ll pay someone $20 just to wake him up.

Jungkook, running over to yoongi’s room: CAN’T HOLD ME DOWN CAUSE YOU KNOW IM A FIGHTER.

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BTS groupchat

Jungkook: Ha! Imagine being a kpop idol, couldn’t be me.

Jimin: Are you that fucking stupid?

Namjoon: Okay, who’s gonna tell him.

Hoseok: Jungkook, your a whole fuCKING KPOP IDOL.