Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me

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Namjoon : Welcome, fellow idiots
Yoongi: Hello, Namjoon
Namjoon : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Yoongi: You underestimate me
hoseok: pspsps
yoongi: *poking his head round the corner* you called?
hoseok: it's real! the power of the pspsps is real! i'm the feline master now! i can summon cats anytime i want
Taehyung : The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Namjoon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Yoongi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho
namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.
jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?
taehyung: plastic?
yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute
Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook
Yoongi; I will be eagle 1
Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that
Points to Jimin: Currently doing that
Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream
Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person
And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2
Jin: Thank God
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seokjin : let's go to church
namjoon : i'm atheist
seokjin : ok how about when the heist is over?
hoseok: hyung, what's a metaphor? yoongi: my life is a trainwreck hoseok: I know that, but what's a metaphor?
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Yoongi:*talking about babies* I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.
Yoongi: little one, you can't even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who's trying you?