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Emma. Firefighter/EMT. I'm a different type of person. Growing my food, getting tattoos, and saving lives. Wouldn't have it any other way. Snap: Sxixches

[punkkidmakingpizzas]

“You didn’t think you had to cook noodles”

[racefaker]

This is how lesbian arguments usually play out

[the-lemon-is-in-play]

#‘you’re not in trouble you’re my wife’ just cleared my skin and watered my crops and murdered woody allen  

[yxng-pvpi]

I’m dead

[sxixch]

😂😂😂💙💙

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence.

R. Arnold (via kindly-karlirose)

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

My favorite scene in Hocus Pocus

[ruinedchildhood]

laughed way too hard at this [x]

[kidsarecruel]

this is @ the TNT graduation in lilburn GA. 

white people so bold, i wouldn’t be surprised if she got her ass beat after this 

[sxixch]

I WOULD HAVE FUCKING BEAT ASS YO

[the-real-eye-to-see]

She did not even try to refute these words

[sixpenceee]

[kirstengillibrand]

did…did bill clinton really pass obamacare?

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

more importantly:

what the fuck

[invalleumbraemortis]

What is this work we are living in

[iron-sunrise]

those brows arent shopped?!

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Someone said it look like her eyebrows doing long division 😂😂😂

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Her eyebrows are jumping rope

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Double Dutch brows

[yokhakidfiasco-deactivated20210]

17 years?

[thesoftghetto]

Eyebrows are legit that wide gap from Super Mario Bros.

[preventive]

[lilsqueakers]

Hope y’all are having a good October! 

[adeles]

Baby Moana + her friend (▰˘◡˘▰)

[fonzworthcutlass]

[aproposnegro]

She laughs like a DBZ villain…

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

Its October BITCH! Catch me outside eatin leaves!! Shoving pumpkins up my asshole!!! The color orange running thru my veins!! Cold air in my wind pipes!! Nipples HARD! My Halloweenie OUT! FUCK WITH ME

[alithographica]

This week: Form follows function! You can tell a lot about a bird by its wings.

[ablacklodge]

[gallivantingwithherwolf]

Girls shotgunning beers