A shitload of Batfink sentence starters
"Because you're a hero, I've made you a hero sandwich."
"The drawbridge is going up; I don't think we can make it!"
"Nobody calls ____ a traitor!"
"It's your little old mad scientist; me!"
"Of course I'm mad! If I was normal would I be talking to a television set?"
"I will create complete chaos, then I will destroy you!"
"How did you get up there?!"
"This door is solid cast iron; nothing can break it down!"
"Three's a crowd in a cloud."
"In thin air?! Nonsense!"
"Just as I suspected - a secret entrance!"
"Are you sure this is an emergency?"
"I'm sticking harder than I thought."
"Bravery is a thing called _____"
"Stop, please, I give up! I GIVE UP!"
"It may not be divine but you must admit it's cute."
"You can't send me over Niagra Falls in a barrel."
"Ah well, it'll be more fun that way."
"I'll free you if you'll be my partner in crime?"
"The tunnel is flooding!"
"I think your calculations are slightly off, say by 99 years, 3 months, 6 days and 23 minutes."
"Oh, this gun doesn't shoot bullets."
"It's a transistorized, computerized, energized, mechanized automaton!"
"It looks like a robot to me."
"Aaahh, I hate you to pieces!!"
"The ceiling's coming down on us!"
"Have you ever had the feeling you just let something slip through your fingers?"
"I'm feeding you to the shark!"
"Our only clue is this note the villain left behind to taunt us"
"I found something, I found something!"
"That's trick number one."
"Help, _____, I'm trapped!"
"In seconds you won't be able to breathe at all!"
"How would you like to meet a foolhardy madman?"
"The butler saw the whole thing!"
"What would you say if I told you ____ had just stolen ____?"
"I can't, he's my sister/brother-in-law!"
"What can I say, except... EN GARDE!"
"No-one would be stupid enough to try it now."
"I know I should but I'm too stupid."
"It's a good thing you fainted."
"Clear the streets, board up your windows!"
"Money isn't bad either."
"I'll give you $1.50 for that piece of junk you're driving"
"I hope I didn't ruin anything..."
"Maybe she/he's hiding under the bed"
"It's happened at last - the perfect crime!"
"Are you sure you weren't followed?"
"I don't look good as a cowboy."
"To me you're just a pussycat."
"I wonder is Alexander Graham Bell felt this excited just before he invited the telephone."
"I hate to break up a happy marriage..."
"I'll give it to you alright..."
"I don't know what size his face was."
"What's going to happen to us?"
"Hey, you must be the ____!"
"I'll never come to rob this town again - it's full of crooks!"
"You know my motto in times of emergency..."
"I don't need a crystal ball to see what's in your future."
"He's also handsome and clever and he makes a fair omelette."
"I'm too weak to break my bonds."
"He/she's fast, but I'll be faster!"
"That's ridiculous; we're too old!"
"I happen to be an expert ventriloquist."
"He/she must have pretty good aim to shoot through that little hole."
"Tell him I'll trade my beanbag for it."
"That's because you didn't say 'may I'."
"There you go, showing off again!"
"You either keep driving or I'll send you back to that transistor factory I got you from!"
"Why don't you get some new dialogue?!"
"Why don't you settle this like gentlemen - kill each other!"
"That means you don't hate me, right?"
"Then I'll get up off the floor and do my soft-shoe again!"
"I picked up a big mallet, I raised it up in the air, and I hit you over the head with it."
"I was hoping you'd say that."
"May a thousand elephants kick sand in your spinach."
"Get out of here, I'm busy being friendly."
"Maybe it'll look nice on his mantelpiece."
"This is no time to nap!"
"If that hissing sound is what I think it is I'd better get out of here..."
"If this is alright I'd hate to see me in trouble."
"That's a really big shoe."
"If mad scientists were meant to fly they would've been born with bulletproof gas tanks."
"I don't see anything different."
"He broke the handcuffs!"
"I knew it wasn't you because you fell straight down and you would never do anything straight."
"Then why was I going to hit you?"
"Your terrible singing woke me up."
"I can't; he/she hasn't killed you yet."
"Oh second thoughts: I've seen his/her wife/husband and children. I think I'll take my chances getting killed."
"You're beautiful! You're adorable! You're under arrest!"
"And I suppose you want me to get you and your incompetent cops off the hook again?"
"Go ahead you silly, foolish little man/woman: run away. You're no match for me."
"I just planted a bomb somewhere in the city and it's set to go off at 12 noon. And the reason I'm telling you this is so no-one else gets the credit."
"I'm through fooling around with you."
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