the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app

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the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app
having an oc you're obsessed with feels good as fuck
hits your cervix with my car
did you guys see people think taylor swift is the new england serial killer
When officers arrived to the location, which is just 0.3 miles from Swift’s home, they located what appeared to be a human leg bone.
i lived around what theyre calling the serial killer's "active area" last year and this year they've found like 15 bodies. i think she did it
everyone is saying it
we're theorizing
it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room
by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human
@adipemdragon
this is what her room looks like on a good day
note how even the hardcovers arent safe
lol your kinda cute Not to be too aggressive or anything but I’ll rend you limb from limb
*test driving a car with the salesperson in the car with me* hey do you mind if i test the sound system with my music?
yeah sure go ahead
*connect my mp3 player*
*song starts and the vocals are clearly my voice*
i love crashing my car, crashing the car i'm driving is my favourite, the only thing i love more than crashing cars is crashing cars with other people in the car with me
im not really trying to be funny here i genuinely have never wanted context for something more in my life than this video. i mean ive always figured its just one of those weird for the sake of weird kind of things. but regardless the logistics of this whole setup are what intrigue me. what is this body of green water? a koi pond? the lighting reminds me of a hospital room or something. is the room flooded? it doesnt really look that way, but its possible. why are there apples and balls in it? but why is it also in a room? i cant tell if theres light eminating from the water or if its just such an intense shade of green it gives the illusion. is the bed affixed to the wall and suspended over the water or what? how did the bed even get there if its not a flooded bedroom? i only just noticed the water bottle tied to the bar as well. how does he manage to act relatively unbothered by a massive branch hitting him in the neck. and the watermelon just speaks for itself. im not expecting an answer i just need you to know these are the kinds of things i ask myself for 20 minutes each time its brought back to my attention
I walk away from the dildo at the store with sadness in my eyes only to learn that it has followed me home like the chef boyardee commercial
i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny