She’s Been Slee in the Devil’s Bed

[boypure-deactivated20170308]

[unclefather]

me on vacation in the hotel room in the hotel room air conditioning

[doggosource]

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]

[captainofthetidesbreath]

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat

[greatlordfluffernutter]

I think women's restrooms should have urinals not just to be more inclusive but also to give cis girls the option of Challenge Pissing™️

[analytically]

I pity whoever has to clean up this bathroom

[greatlordfluffernutter]

What, so you think women would fail the challenge? You don't believe in women? You don't think men already pee on the floor anyways? Okay sexist much.

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

[hallowthyname]

he knows what he’s done

[earhartsease]

he is lemon coloured for deception

[sonjackcarl]

[toastbutteregg]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[odinsblog]

[inallsimplicity]

I love this.

[reverseracism]

I won’t lie I’m shedding a few tears right now

[jeanjauthor]

Sometimes the interpreter’s job is to actually interpret what is being said.  Not word-for-word (though that can be quite important), but context-for-context.

[mermaid-from-capeverde-islands]

[unnaturalhistories-deactivated2]

[tearsovercaprisuns-deactivated2]

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

[sneakyspades]

oh my fucking god

[phantom-cosmos]

This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).

I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.

[hyperspacial]

how are you not going to post Rich Strike Chomping Leg.

[girlfictions]

just saw a life-changing tweet

[girlfictions]

[unclefather]

i dont see what they're talking about

[postnuclearophelia]

i love saying etc. like figure it out yourself