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Happy Phan-oween 👻

#phan #phan is real #phandom #dan and phil #cat boy #meow #halloween

Open mind, open heart, open legs 💖

#shitpost #comedy

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if life has treated you like trash and you still make an effort to be a good person i appreciate you. thank you.

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“My dog sucks at fetch”

via @camsharak

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

#reblog

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I hope you wake up tomorrow with a smile on your face. You deserve that. You deserve to be happy.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Because you a snack

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Matthew Shepard (December 1, 1976 – October 12, 1998)

On October 6, 1998, a 21-year old student, Matthew Shepard was taken from a bar, robbed, beaten, tortured, and tied to a wooden fence near Laramie, Wyoming. He was discovered alive in near-freezing temperatures by a cyclist who initially mistook him for a scarecrow, after 18 hours in a coma still tied to the fence after the attack. Shepard’s face was completely covered in blood, except for two streams of tears down his face. He died 6 days later from severe head injuries. Shepard’s horrific murder brought national and international attention to LGBT rights and hate crime legislation at the state and federal levels.

His killers left him to die without remorse or conscience because he was gay.

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Bitch cold cocked a SEAL…

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i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

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I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this he might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb, one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and he was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story